If I was a Presidential Nominee for a day thread

[.Pinworm.]

If you were forced to be Hillary / Donald Trump for a day, what would you use your popularity (or the lack there of) for?

If I was a Nominee for a day I would:
- Leak all my ex's info accidentally on CNN (including embarrassing dick pics, and frontal/back poses)
- Link my webpage that sells all my used underwear for $15 a pop on all the .gov sites
- I'd run a 24hour add that just uses adjectives to describe my penis (huge, long, strong, white, sweaty, glorious, etc.) It would show pictures in a montage.
- I would start a new trial for a military grade sleeping pill (may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime)
- I would move everyone who lives in a southern state in America to Africa. Gorgeous, politically stable Africa.
- Make every news channel play a video of me pissing on an effigy of Rand Paul. Hourly.
- I would make everyone call me Doctor Pinworm MD, PHD, LLC before asking me question. They have to say all the titles.


Now you go....

 

[.Pinworm.]

Also, I would give all my friends weird titles, like - Erection Engineer, Kingpin of Trading and Xbox Technology Solutions, Chief Whiskey Trouble Maker, Social Media Fucktool Supreme, Director Of Del Taco Burrito Getters, Combat Designer, Penis Web Developer, etc...

 

[BarnBuster]

lol, pin

 

[.Pinworm.]

Don't laugh. I am dead serious, BarnBuster: Chief Whiskey Trouble Maker and Director of Erections, PHD LLC Esquire

 

[bundee1]

If you were forced to be Hillary / Donald Trump for a day, what would you use your popularity (or the lack there of) for?

If I was a Nominee for a day I would:
- Leak all my ex's info accidentally on CNN (including embarrassing dick pics, and frontal/back poses)
- Link my webpage that sells all my used underwear for $15 a pop on all the .gov sites
- I'd run a 24hour add that just uses adjectives to describe my penis (huge, long, strong, white, sweaty, glorious, etc.) It would show pictures in a montage.
- I would start a new trial for a military grade sleeping pill (may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime)
- I would move everyone who lives in a southern state in America to Africa. Gorgeous, politically stable Africa.
- Make every news channel play a video of me pissing on an effigy of Rand Paul. Hourly.
- I would make everyone call me Doctor Pinworm MD, PHD, LLC before asking me question. They have to say all the titles.


Now you go....

Even misplaced Northerners? Is there a test I could take to stay and can you legalize weed?

 

[.Pinworm.]

Even misplaced Northerners? Is there a test I could take to stay and can you legalize weed?

That is just ridiculous bro. California is gonna do that this November. But, you can be my Penis Web Developer if you wanna stick around. Are you good at drawing dicks on stuff?

 

[BarnBuster]

Don't laugh. I am dead serious, BarnBuster: Chief Whiskey Trouble Maker and Director of Erections, PHD LLC Esquire

don't forget royal bump taster to make sure you aren't poisoned

 

[.Pinworm.]

don't forget royal bump taster to make sure you aren't poisoned

That is fucking choice. You would be the best at that, too. Coincidence? Nope. No such thing. You are hired, sir.

 

[bundee1]

That is just ridiculous bro. California is gonna do that this November. But, you can be my Penis Web Developer if you wanna stick around. Are you good at drawing dicks on stuff?

On stuff , in stuff, above and to the left of stuff. I'm your man.

 

[.Pinworm.]

On stuff , in stuff, above and to the left of stuff. I'm your man.

This is the attitude we need in the Pinworm Presedential Nominee camp 2016.

Can I direct you to over to our tent? - we have an open tap of America (Budweiser) and some 8 oz cups (they cost $13 a piece), and Freedom Shots (which are actually just watered down vodka and gatorades). We have T-shirts too, but they only come in fitted XXXL. We tried to make stickers, but UncleBuck fucked up when he took the design to the sticker place, and now they all say "Pinworm: Making America Gay Again"....

 

[.Pinworm.]

I would probably publicly say fuck you to the UK, too. THose guys suck. Especially @zedd

 

[bluntmassa1]

1 star thread.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

1 star thread.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Just don't be like the last ex I beat the piss out of guy had broken ribs and was pissing blood and his hole face was a swollen lump. But hey he kept coming back for more the funniest thing is he had only grazed my lip and I was 17 at the time. Lol

Your life is a sad story.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Just don't be like the last ex I beat the piss out of guy had broken ribs and was pissing blood and his hole face was a swollen lump. But hey he kept coming back for more the funniest thing is he had only grazed my lip and I was 17 at the time. Lol

How would he be pissing blood during the fight?

 

[bluntmassa1]

Your life is a sad story.

Your life seems sad to me you practically live online.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Just don't be like the last ex I beat the piss out of guy had broken ribs and was pissing blood and his hole face was a swollen lump. But hey he kept coming back for more the funniest thing is he had only grazed my lip and I was 17 at the time. Lol

"Mommy?"
"Why won't you love me?"
"Mommy is busy jerking off rednecks behind the Krispy Kreme dumpster to pay for your shoes and pants, baby."
"But, mommy, why can't we live like all the other kids in my class?"
"We are TRUMP! voters, baby....I am sorry."

 

[qwizoking]

hey pinny
























your starting to talk too much





















jk

 

[bluntmassa1]

How would he be pissing blood during the fight?

After the fight dumb dumb. My mom was all like " I can't even recognize him and his ribs are broken and he's pissing blood!" I'm like "well I told him to get his bitch ass inside and he hit me first" lol

 

[.Pinworm.]

hey pinny
























your starting to talk too much





















jk

Teamwork.