Entourageeffect
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The ever lasting bong hit. Anyone know an oompa loompa I can score from?
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dirtyho1968
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Beet will hok you up.
justugh
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not a oompa loompa u need to find but a hippie sugar mamma (look for one in a state that u are allowed to grow and bang everlasting bong hit with happy ending)
if u find one see if has a hot looking sister for me i will do the same
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justugh
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no the amish fucker .......god is to stoned right now ( chillen with a bowl of coco puffs watching cartoons) ....as for Yoda that little green bastard found the coke i keep for cleaning the house at this point no one can understand the little speed freak (all good light saber is in a fishbowl frozen in the freezer with everyone keys
ttystikk
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Damn straight- don't want any of you fools wrecking your X-wings drunk flying home from MY party!
justugh
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no one dies at a amish fucker party
if they want to go home number for taxi ppl is written on the wall and stack of 20s are under the phone they can grab 1 one the rest of the trip is on them
fishbowl comes out of the freezer at 6 am who is not passed out and sober can drive home by 8 am.....then i do my last rounds make sure on one is dry heaving in sleep post a note on the wall tell them where the keys are hide the drugs clean up the cash go to bed
ZaraBeth420
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I would like to go back to school and get a degree in Horticulture. And in fact, I'm doing that!
ttystikk
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You go, girl! Just don't get the idea your degree alone will confer any special powers for getting into the cannabis industry. For that, you'll need experience as well. So get growing!
PS. Listen to what the plants tell you before your prof; I can't tell you how many grows I've seen run by horti majors... that sucked!
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ZaraBeth420
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Thank you ttystikk.
Actually, I've been growing for a long time. My parents were 1960's "flower children". Weed was a part of their life early, often, and ever after. I took after them, although in moderation. I learned to grow my own (with my parents, no less) while I was still in college getting my Exercise Science degrees. And I loved it so much, I've developed a keen interest in learning all about horticulture.
I don't really want to get into cannabis as a business. My parents dabbled in that, and had some real bad experiences with buyers, and had a couple close calls with police. And they were very careful. Or so they thought.
ttystikk
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Fair warning, you're a bit late to this party- but don't let that stop you!
ttystikk
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Thank you ttystikk.
Actually, I've been growing for a long time. My parents were 1960's "flower children". Weed was a part of their life early, often, and ever after. I took after them, although in moderation. I learned to grow my own (with my parents, no less) while I was still in college getting my Exercise Science degrees. And I loved it so much, I've developed a keen interest in learning all about horticulture.
I don't really want to get into cannabis as a business. My parents dabbled in that, and had some real bad experiences with buyers, and had a couple close calls with police. And they were very careful. Or so they thought.
My parents were flower children too. There are pictures of our VW microbus with a very impressionistic painting of a Phoenix rising from the ashes splashed across the front! Imagine how often we got stopped and searched for drugs- in Europe!
Dad grew up and became a government drone, mom did too.
I'm the only one left in my family who actively fights for my right to grow my own medicine. The fight is easier and far less legally dangerous since Colorado legalized.
ZaraBeth420
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My dad became a chiropractor, and my mom became a nurse turned midwife and holistic medicine and herb activist. What they both loved more than anything else was growing weed. My dad didn't make much money as a chiropractor back then, and my mom didn't make much money after she quit traditional nursing. But they were so happy with each other, and their lives together. I was an only child, and we were always more like best friends than parents-child. They were just like that. I hope if I ever have children that I can have that same kind of relationship with them.
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