I WON THE MEGA MILLIONS!!!

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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So I'm going through my main email address, and this message is at the top -


You won mega millions painted.jpg


I swear to you guys, I almost had a fucking heart attack. It was a little hard to catch my breath, and my heart was racing, even though I told myself to calm down and check my Lotto page. Surely there was some mistake. I finally got to the page with my digital tickets, and the top ticket stated WINNER! So I gingerly clicked on it, and this popped up -







Mega Millions winning page painted.jpg


Not sure what I'm going to do with all the winnings at this point. They really should not do it this way, I'm wondering how many participants have died or ended up in the ER from this tactic of alerting us "winners." Motherfuckers. I would have totally hooked you up, @neosapien . Next time, buddy...
 
srh88

srh88

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tyler.durden said:
So I'm going through my main email address, and this message is at the top -


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I swear to you guys, I almost had a fucking heart attack. It was a little hard to catch my breath, and my heart was racing, even though I told myself to calm down and check my Lotto page. Surely there was some mistake. I finally got to the page with my digital tickets, and the top ticket stated WINNER! So I gingerly clicked on it, and this popped up -







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Not sure what I'm going to do with all the winnings at this point. They really should not do it this way, I'm wondering how many participants have died or ended up in the ER from this tactic of alerting us "winners." Motherfuckers. I would have totally hooked you up, @neosapien . Next time, buddy...
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Holy shit... we made it! Now that your loaded im going to be weirdly annoying and around too much
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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apnews.com

Michigan Mega Millions ticket wins $1.05 billion jackpot

DETROIT (AP) — Someone in Michigan bought the winning ticket for the $1.05 billion Mega Millions jackpot, which is the third-largest lottery prize in U.S. history.
apnews.com apnews.com

This was supposed to be our ticket.

@tyler.durden

Who needs a billion dollars anyway?

Cut that shit up into million dollar prizes and make 1000 people rich! Why be greedy?
 
DustyDuke

DustyDuke

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tyler.durden said:
So I'm going through my main email address, and this message is at the top -


View attachment 4804423


I swear to you guys, I almost had a fucking heart attack. It was a little hard to catch my breath, and my heart was racing, even though I told myself to calm down and check my Lotto page. Surely there was some mistake. I finally got to the page with my digital tickets, and the top ticket stated WINNER! So I gingerly clicked on it, and this popped up -







View attachment 4804424


Not sure what I'm going to do with all the winnings at this point. They really should not do it this way, I'm wondering how many participants have died or ended up in the ER from this tactic of alerting us "winners." Motherfuckers. I would have totally hooked you up, @neosapien . Next time, buddy...
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I came home from work one day while the handbrake checked the lotto ticket and she started going crazy “we won, we won” she said. So I get super pumped start getting ready to get all Tom cruise on the Oprah Show and she was like yeah $1200. I was like WTF? Which is ok but $80 million was what I was thinking.
 
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