I need to hide my operation asap!!

so ive got an appraiser coming next week to look at the house and in my closet is my operation. Im thinking about asking a friend to hold everything at his house, putting them in my car while the appraiser is here or if anybody knows if the appraiser will open my closet door? how long will they be good without water or light?

how big are the plants and how many are there? what kind of setup

I dont see why a quick 24 hour break would hurt, ive had to do it before. you could get those big garden trash bags and put it all in your garage for a few hours?

Why would the appraiser need to look in the closet? Is he that thorough?

i searched around google and found that appraisers may look in the closet, so i dont want to take the risk. I have a mega garden with four plants about 1.5 feet tall. i think im going to put all the equipment in the trunk and put the plants in the back seat with the pot halfway under water. what do you think?

or i could some how make my room uncomfortable to be in so that he will just take a quick look and be out.

your best bet is to get them out....i mean uncomfortable for someone may not deter them from doing their job....how would you do that anyway?

If I had an appraiser coming into my home I'd ask them first what they need to see. There's no need to explain, or you can joke around with them and tell them it's your BDSM closet. (You never know, you might make a new friend.) Having a short riding crop sticking out of your back pocket would really complete the picture.

just put a lock on the door and say it's storage.

word, ima just get everything out. thanks ppl

whats is a appraiser? why would he be there?
4 x 1.5 ft tall is easy to hide.
I would say outa the house is better, Be safe not sorry.
long live the weed

make him uncomfortable just take a shit in the middle of the floor., hell right outside the closet door. say it was your dogs giant stinky pile.

tie a savage acting dog to the door would make him think twice. But the best is to remove them.