Wow, quite a mess u got there.......... I'd give you my method but it would just be like telling law enforcement how we do it. So, I'd rather not.
This has been discussed on here numerous time. Since it's your 1st post, why not do some searching around to find a whole bunch of better ideas then you are using.
Step one, shove weed up your ass...Step two, Get on greyhound bus...Step three, ???????????????????...Step four, Fuck naked bitches in a Jacuzzi full of champagne, celebrating your newfound riches.
Do a search under the appropriate forum, it's easily found. Or you can bring your smoke over to my house and I'll pack it up for you (if there's anything left after I smoke it a bit)..........