I just dont know man

ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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I went down to an the American Shaman that just opened in town and weaseled my way into a free bottle of whatever fucking see picture, and to be scientific and shit I am taking it as directed, and to be honest I just don't really know man. My penis does not seem to have grown, and I think the stuff is making me angry. Like I was at this bar and I put some in my whiskey and this chick said "Im not gonna cry tonight" and then she started taking shots of tequila, and after about an hour started to cry, and I looked at her and I said I thought you weren't going to cry, and then the guy sitting next to her wanted to fight cause I was talking shit. So can anyone tell me what this shit is for, and why I put it in my drinks?

 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
ChingOwn said:
I went down to an the American Shaman that just opened in town and weaseled my way into a free bottle of whatever fucking see picture, and to be scientific and shit I am taking it as directed, and to be honest I just don't really know man. My penis does not seem to have grown, and I think the stuff is making me angry. Like I was at this bar and I put some in my whiskey and this chick said "Im not gonna cry tonight" and then she started taking shots of tequila, and after about an hour started to cry, and I looked at her and I said I thought you weren't going to cry, and then the guy sitting next to her wanted to fight cause I was talking shit. So can anyone tell me what this shit is for, and why I put it in my drinks?

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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
ChingOwn said:
I went down to an the American Shaman that just opened in town and weaseled my way into a free bottle of whatever fucking see picture, and to be scientific and shit I am taking it as directed, and to be honest I just don't really know man. My penis does not seem to have grown, and I think the stuff is making me angry. Like I was at this bar and I put some in my whiskey and this chick said "Im not gonna cry tonight" and then she started taking shots of tequila, and after about an hour started to cry, and I looked at her and I said I thought you weren't going to cry, and then the guy sitting next to her wanted to fight cause I was talking shit. So can anyone tell me what this shit is for, and why I put it in my drinks?

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You're doing it wrong. You're drinking it? Real men snort it. Upon drinking, this product will make you calm, compliant and unlikely to disagree with even the most serious bullshit. But rail it and bam! You'll be interesting, animated and absolutely certain that you
a: can
b: should
clean the clock of boyfriend using one or both of girlfriend's shoes.

Wake up, man, and start living.
 
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Fubard

Well-Known Member
ChingOwn said:
I went down to an the American Shaman that just opened in town and weaseled my way into a free bottle of whatever fucking see picture, and to be scientific and shit I am taking it as directed, and to be honest I just don't really know man. My penis does not seem to have grown, and I think the stuff is making me angry. Like I was at this bar and I put some in my whiskey and this chick said "Im not gonna cry tonight" and then she started taking shots of tequila, and after about an hour started to cry, and I looked at her and I said I thought you weren't going to cry, and then the guy sitting next to her wanted to fight cause I was talking shit. So can anyone tell me what this shit is for, and why I put it in my drinks?

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I see the problem, you've been drinking it. You're supposed to squirt it up your arse which is why you became a bigger cock rather than get a bigger cock, you were taking it in the wrong way
 
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