i have to take a alcohol and subsrance abuse evaluation

ya i had to take one its pretty simple you just talk to somone fill out some sheets like have you ever done drugs at work have they ever caused problems with familey stuff like that pretty painless all in all
 
I have been through alot of drug and alcohol treatments and AA! LOL If you are looking to beat the sys and not go to a treatment center what you will have to do is act like that was your third time "experimenting" with drugs or Alcohol and you got caught! Just act like you don't drink or use drugs ever and the only times you do is at social events like 2-3 times a year. I don't know what kind of eval you are going to get are they going to drug test you? I am old enough now and "Self employed" so I don't have to worry about it I just tell people that I am a alcoholic but it doesn't interfear with my life, I am a responsible alcoholic! LOL But seriously just act like that was a one time incodent and you never really get high or drunk! If they ask you how many tokes or drinks does it take you to get drunk tell them that you start feeling buzzed after two beers and you really don't like the feeling! And if they ask you why do you drink if you don't like the feeling, just tell them that you have always had a hard time making friends because you don't drink and everyone else does so you drink to be social. Blah blah blah! LOL make yourself out to be a looser that got drunk off two beers or two tokes cus you are trying to make friends and it is so hard! LOL the main thing they are going to look at is your tolerance and how often you use! Those are the main factors that they are going to look at. And also the whole reason that you are drinking..... are you drinking to get drunk? do you black out when you drink? those kind of things. Just keep in mind that you are portraying yourself as a huge dork and answer every question as if you have only done it 4 times max in a year! Hope that helps, if you have any more questions PM me and I will see if I can help ya out.
 
Howard Stern said:
I have been through alot of drug and alcohol treatments and AA! LOL If you are looking to beat the sys and not go to a treatment center what you will have to do is act like that was your third time "experimenting" with drugs or Alcohol and you got caught! Just act like you don't drink or use drugs ever and the only times you do is at social events like 2-3 times a year. I don't know what kind of eval you are going to get are they going to drug test you? I am old enough now and "Self employed" so I don't have to worry about it I just tell people that I am a alcoholic but it doesn't interfear with my life, I am a responsible alcoholic! LOL But seriously just act like that was a one time incodent and you never really get high or drunk! If they ask you how many tokes or drinks does it take you to get drunk tell them that you start feeling buzzed after two beers and you really don't like the feeling! And if they ask you why do you drink if you don't like the feeling, just tell them that you have always had a hard time making friends because you don't drink and everyone else does so you drink to be social. Blah blah blah! LOL make yourself out to be a looser that got drunk off two beers or two tokes cus you are trying to make friends and it is so hard! LOL the main thing they are going to look at is your tolerance and how often you use! Those are the main factors that they are going to look at. And also the whole reason that you are drinking..... are you drinking to get drunk? do you black out when you drink? those kind of things. Just keep in mind that you are portraying yourself as a huge dork and answer every question as if you have only done it 4 times max in a year! Hope that helps, if you have any more questions PM me and I will see if I can help ya out.
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Never done this specifically but I've been through the psych ward system twice, and if you admit to smoking pot daily they'll anal rape you about it. Just admit you do it socially with your friends and you don't really like it
 
What happens if you tell the truth?? Slap on the bum or lose the kids and go to rehab???

So Howard is a functioning alcoholic, your not alone out there, and they are in every walk of life.

Your not a good lair because you don't know when to shut up I bet! Start learning.

You have to pick a stance and get it down in your head, simple is best and some good advice above from Howard and others. The problem with writen test is they ask the same questions in different ways and they are there to check to see if your fudging answers. Keep it simple. By the way my wife does testing for a living, she knows when people are bullshitting, she can't prove it all the time but all she has to do is raise the doubt. Test for brain damage not drugs but testing is testing. Basic Phys 101
 
they try to make me go to rehab but I said no no no then I went home, injected heroin and died died died

SO many people get pissed when I troll that song on jewtube with that sentance lol
 
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