I have a rash on my balls! (Pics included!)

neosapien

neosapien

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Its been like 2+ weeks now. It's an itchy fucking rash. I'm weak and can't stop scratching it. So it just bleeds and never gets better. I haven't been with any hookers lately, so I don't think it's the clap or anything. What should I put on it? I'm scared it's going to get infected and the doctors are going to have to cut my balls off. I can't really give much more info. Other than it showed up around the time I switched deodorants. And it's actually on the front upper outside of my armpit and not my balls. Please help.
 
neosapien said:
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Its been like 2+ weeks now. It's an itchy fucking rash. I'm weak and can't stop scratching it. So it just bleeds and never gets better. I haven't been with any hookers lately, so I don't think it's the clap or anything. What should I put on it? I'm scared it's going to get infected and the doctors are going to have to cut my balls off. I can't really give much more info. Other than it showed up around the time I switched deodorants. And it's actually on the front upper outside of my armpit and not my balls. Please help.
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You may have found a deodorant to which you're allergic. Switch to an odorant at once.
 
neosapien said:
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Its been like 2+ weeks now. It's an itchy fucking rash. I'm weak and can't stop scratching it. So it just bleeds and never gets better. I haven't been with any hookers lately, so I don't think it's the clap or anything. What should I put on it? I'm scared it's going to get infected and the doctors are going to have to cut my balls off. I can't really give much more info. Other than it showed up around the time I switched deodorants. And it's actually on the front upper outside of my armpit and not my balls. Please help.
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It's tertiary syphilis, sorry.

Ok if that guess is wrong let's go for contact dermatitis. Stop the new deodorant or switch back to your other deodorant and try a little cortisone cream. If it flares up on use of cortisone cream go to a jock itch cream.

If that doesn't work and you sprout cauliflowers or kittens go see a Dermatologist LOL
 
curious2garden said:
It's tertiary syphilis, sorry.

Ok if that guess is wrong let's go for contact dermatitis. Stop the new deodorant or switch back to your other deodorant and try a little cortisone cream. If it flares up on use of cortisone cream go to a jock itch cream.

If that doesn't work and you sprout cauliflowers or kittens go see a Dermatologist LOL
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And in the armpit, no less

There's a story there; I'm sure of it
 
curious2garden said:
It's tertiary syphilis, sorry.

Ok if that guess is wrong let's go for contact dermatitis. Stop the new deodorant or switch back to your other deodorant and try a little cortisone cream. If it flares up on use of cortisone cream go to a jock itch cream.

If that doesn't work and you sprout cauliflowers or kittens go see a Dermatologist LOL
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Thanks. I didn't know which route to go first. So steroid cream 1st. Then if it flairs up, then it's probably fungus hence the jock cream? Yeah I stopped using the new deodorant within a day or two of the discomfort and have just gone sans deodorant since then. I've definitely been a bad patient and just been scratching the fuck out of it.
 
shrxhky420 said:
Ok, I feel bad for not making a suggestion. We're friends so I wanna help. Come on over and let me pee on it for you. :D
See all better now! :hug:

SH420
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tyler.durden said:
I was promised ball pics, so I whipped out my cock, but instead I was treated to the old bait-and-switch. You owe me, this is bullshit. The election isn't over, I'm still deciding on how to to cast my vote for mod...
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Stay in line, we'll offer you a quid pro quo to keep you happy, there are many pics available for your viewing pleasure.

Be advised Neo got jungle rot fighting for your freedom in the War of Drambuie. You should thank him for his service!
 
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