i have a huge problem

To0 Much Dr0

To0 Much Dr0

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i have a huge problem im COMPLEATLY OUT OF WEED no roaches or anrthing and all of my dealers are asleepplease help me
 
It's funny that you mention the "and then" part. I am in the fastfood industry and every once in a while when we're all really high it's fun to play games with people coming through the drive thru. And then is my favorite line.:blsmoke::mrgreen:
 
Ok, here's what I want you to do. Drive down to the 711. Go inside, buy a pack of Marborol 100's. Ask the clerk for a pack of matches. He'll give you a special pack with a number written inside. Go out to the pay phone and dial. You'll reach a Thai food restaurant. Tell them you want the number one, with secret sauce. Hang up the phone, go around back, and wait. A beat up pinto should pull up in about 15 minutes, with your food. Take it home, and you'll find a baggie of bombies at the bottom of the box...

...wouldn't it be awesome if I could really do shit like that? Sorry about you being out of buds, if I could pull some secret agent type shit for you, I would.
 
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Ok, here's what I want you to do. Drive down to the 711. Go inside, buy a pack of Marborol 100's. Ask the clerk for a pack of matches. He'll give you a special pack with a number written inside. Go out to the pay phone and dial. You'll reach a Thai food restaurant. Tell them you want the number one, with secret sauce. Hang up the phone, go around back, and wait. A beat up pinto should pull up in about 15 minutes, with your food. Take it home, and you'll find a baggie of bombies at the bottom of the box...

...wouldn't it be awesome if I could really do shit like that? Sorry about you being out of buds, if I could pull some secret agent type shit for you, I would.
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Secret Agent Shit... priceless!


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Wikidbchofthewst said:
Ok, here's what I want you to do. Drive down to the 711. Go inside, buy a pack of Marborol 100's. Ask the clerk for a pack of matches. He'll give you a special pack with a number written inside. Go out to the pay phone and dial. You'll reach a Thai food restaurant. Tell them you want the number one, with secret sauce. Hang up the phone, go around back, and wait. A beat up pinto should pull up in about 15 minutes, with your food. Take it home, and you'll find a baggie of bombies at the bottom of the box...

...wouldn't it be awesome if I could really do shit like that? Sorry about you being out of buds, if I could pull some secret agent type shit for you, I would.
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lmfao marb's are gross, the number is hidden in newpie boxes i seen it...true story lol


seriously though get some catnip, oregano, and thyme leaves, grind it up real nice and roll it...smoke to your hearts content after 3 hits you'll pass out and wake up tomorrow with the worst headache you've ever had, and remember never to ask stoners for advice on what to do when out of weed.

btw that mix...i tried when i was really desperate for bud once, all effects outlined in above statement happen, it sucks, never try it unless you really....just never try it.
 
lol, I don't smoke cigarettes, Marborol 100's are what my uncle smokes, so I just used it.

*creeps away to the mission impossible music*
 
I have a friend in new York City, Broadway Producer type. When he needs weed he simply calls a pager and then about two minutes later he gets a call asking for his id number. About a half an hour later a guy shows up in a business suit with a briefcase. Inside is about any drug you need or want. It is amazing to see it in action.


Wikidbchofthewst said:
Ok, here's what I want you to do. Drive down to the 711. Go inside, buy a pack of Marborol 100's. Ask the clerk for a pack of matches. He'll give you a special pack with a number written inside. Go out to the pay phone and dial. You'll reach a Thai food restaurant. Tell them you want the number one, with secret sauce. Hang up the phone, go around back, and wait. A beat up pinto should pull up in about 15 minutes, with your food. Take it home, and you'll find a baggie of bombies at the bottom of the box...

...wouldn't it be awesome if I could really do shit like that? Sorry about you being out of buds, if I could pull some secret agent type shit for you, I would.
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flowergurl said:
I have a friend in new York City, Broadway Producer type. When he needs weed he simply calls a pager and then about two minutes later he gets a call asking for his id number. About a half an hour later a guy shows up in a business suit with a briefcase. Inside is about any drug you need or want. It is amazing to see it in action.
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That would be SO awesome. I wish I could start a service like that, like a 9-1-1 for stoners.
 
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