neosapien
Well-Known Member
So I'm driving home the other night and just happened to look up as I was driving in my neighborhood and thought wow those street lights are awfully red! Gee I wonder what bulbs they use in there, they must be bright to light up a street. So when I got home, I used my grim reaper costume from 8th grade to ninja myself in all black and snuck through the neighborhood via backyards and shimmied up a pole and got the bulb! To my delight it's a 400 hps! Perfect. So far I've shimmied up and got 8 more from the neighborhood and surrounding area. I've completely thought it through and it's the perfect plan. I mean who is going to look up at a street light at night? Nobody! And the county or whoever will just think it's burnt out! And when they go to change it, they'll just think gee, that's strange, the bulb is missing. It's foolproof. I'm a genius. I still have to think of how to use all 8 bulbs in my awesome grow spot under the bathroom sink but it'll be badass.