timeismoney1
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hit my electronic unlock pad for my car to try to open my door. Hit the button and tried walking on it. woow 
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I cant believe i just did that
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timeismoney1
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nah i was so baked it was more like
it woulda been a
if i was sober 
hey now that im thinking and on the subject us bowl smokers need a smiley also!
it woulda been a
if i was sober hey now that im thinking and on the subject us bowl smokers need a smiley also!
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol.. my favorite was years ago i worked at the local mall and went out after work to get into my car, used the car to open the door, got in the car and was all looking around asking myself who the fuck was in my car as it was all cleaned and my seat was up near the steering wheel and all.. then i looked around and realized it was even my car, lmao... i didn't try to start it up with the key as i kinda panicked when i saw it wasn't my car and just got the hell out of their..
timeismoney1
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Holy shit bro thats damn fucking funny. Did you heart drop bro?
dirtsurfr
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Years ago me and the Ole lady were at the Mall Xmas shopping, she's like bla bla bla and I'm checking out this fox with a sweet ass walking in front of us I'm thinking all nasty and grubby thoughts about this amazing ass and I realize I don't hear the Ole Lady and her Bla Bla Bla any more I turn around and she's behind me a good 20' arms crossed and she's all looking like she'd love to kick my butt and I'm like What???
napa23
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hahaha! nice, still married?
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
Like a Rick time, I nearly shit myself den I was all.nervous that someone would see me in their car n call d popo on me, I could picture trying to talk myself out of dat shit, lol..
ShadyStoner
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I burnt all my nose hair trying to light a roach a few times. It was the worst thing I have ever smelt
napa23
Well-Known Member
Nice, glad to hear it. I guess you were forgiven lol.
A lotta blood going to the brain
Haha your nose hair? What about your nose??
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i also was skating in philly one time, came off the curb at like the end of the street near the liberty bell on market, didn't even look when i did it, and this bus was turning at the corner right by me, and i cruised right into the side of the fucking thing.. didn't really get fucked up, was just embarrassed as hell for sure..
or the best was when i was a kid and you'd be cruising on your bike talking to your buddies, and bam, ride right into the back of a parked car, lol..
or the best was when i was a kid and you'd be cruising on your bike talking to your buddies, and bam, ride right into the back of a parked car, lol..
jonblaze420
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one time crossing the street with one of my friends on a bike i hit the front brake so hard because a car was coming, i somersaulted over the front of it and was in the middle of the street with cars waiting to go. that was fucking embarrassing. lol
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
me and my one friends cousin were on bikes and decided playing chicken would be a good idea.. so, we rode towards one another at a good clip, and i was all, fuck this, i'm not turning, i'm winning this shit, and obviously the other dude felt the same way, so we rode right into each other, and i guess my front tire hit his pedals or some shit and i ended up with a flat tire.. i was so pissed, but at least i wasn't chicken, lol..
jonblaze420
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hahahaha that really made me laugh. one time just walking down the street i wasn't looking where i was going and neither was this biker. he ran smack into me and knocked the fuckin wind out of me. that sucked
dirtsurfr
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hahahaha that really made me laugh. one time just walking down the street i wasn't looking where i was going and neither was this biker. he ran smack into me and knocked the fuckin wind out of me. that sucked
You was sucking for air I hate that! talk about a quick way to ruin a day.
olylifter420
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