I almost killed somebody...

Therion

Therion

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I'm still blazed as fuck..

On my way home I almost ran over some guy on a bicycle right as a school bus was passing me on the left side of the road... motherfucker was on a BLACK bike wearing BLACK clothes... I missed him by inches...

Stupid morons should know better. Had I hit that little shit someone would have blamed it on me being high. Yeah, because the drugs made him not wear reflectors, flashing lights, or bright clothing.

Stoner Rant Over. Thank you.
 
i hate that shit. I understand how it happens though. they can see themselves just fine.


when I go out late at night, I wear as much white as possible, and I try to wear lights also.
 
I should have gotten my ass on the road home an hour or two earlier like I normally do. I hate driving when I think other people might be a hazard to me.. 3-4 am is a great high way cruise time with no traffic... but it was like 6:45 and the sun was starting to come up, so I said "HEY, lets take the old back country roads..."

Fucking figures, try to be safe and something happens.
 
They really need to get a grip on these bicycle laws. Now they can't ride on the sidewalk so they take up space on the road. I've had times where people on bikes won't yeild to the cars or simply give enough space. No matter what the law says they are not motor vehicles and they need to realize that Im wrapped in a 3000 pound bubble of metal, and they're riding around on a door frame with wheels. It's almost as if the people without common sense are riding around on their bikes,and are either naive to the fact that they could end up as road kill, don't care, or are looking for a lawsuit. I live next door to a guy who rides a bike everyday. You should see the fucker. He looks like a moron with his strobes,orange flag, and helmet but he gets to and from work safely, and im sure the drivers appreciate the fact that he's safe, willing to announce himself, and not just some silhouette riding down the street.
 
Ive almost done something like that before..This dumbass was jaywalking tho..Didnt even try to get out of my way, I swerved and almost took out my rims on the median..
 
^^^ some guy did that to me Saturday night. Just strolling across the road like he had the right of way, then had the nerve to look at me slick like I did something wrong.
 
I was in Mcdonald's parking lot about to go in the drive thru for a delicious combo meal a couple weeks ago ... and these dudes were walking to their car... I saw them about to go in the car, and outta nowhere they just run back out right in front of my car.. and didn't even make a frickin effort to gtfo of my way ... Just standing there chillin as if they didn't even see me...So I beeped at them... that made them move. As I was walking into Mcdonald's, they drove by me, and the one dude called me a bitch, yellin out of his window...I just smiled, and waved. lmao


I have no patience for blatant moronic behavior.
 
BreatheSmoke said:
I was in Mcdonald's parking lot about to go in the drive thru for a delicious combo meal a couple weeks ago ... and these dudes were walking to their car... I saw them about to go in the car, and outta nowhere they just run back out right in front of my car.. and didn't even make a frickin effort to gtfo of my way ... Just standing there chillin as if they didn't even see me...So I beeped at them... that made them move. As I was walking into Mcdonald's, they drove by me, and the one dude called me a bitch, yellin out of his window...I just smiled, and waved. lmao


I have no patience for blatant moronic behavior.
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It's like that one commercial where those guys are at the drive-thru and they run over that little girl on the bycicle.
 
BreatheSmoke said:
Doesn't sound like any commercial I've ever seen. lol... Sounds very ruthless.
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It's an Anti-Marijuana commercial. These stoners pull into a fast food place, order food with smoke pouring out of the cab, and then this little girl on a bike with training wheels runs infront of them.

You hear a crash sound, commercial ends.. says Don't smoke pot or some dumb shit like that.
 
Therion said:
It's an Anti-Marijuana commercial. These stoners pull into a fast food place, order food with smoke pouring out of the cab, and then this little girl on a bike with training wheels runs infront of them.

You hear a crash sound, commercial ends.. says Don't smoke pot or some dumb shit like that.
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Oooh yeah I saw that commercial ... Ridiculous. Those stupid commercials should be banned from tv... Like that one with the chick who destroys her kitchen.
 
I do alot of commercial work in Madison, Wisconsin and besides all the ignorant college kids running everywhere, they are big on bicycles and walking(the whole green thing). it kills me, these assholes just ride/walk in your way like we dont run mutherfuckers over in chicago where im from. shit kills me, i know if i hit one its my fault and i have to pay/go to jail. but lets be realistic people, your could be killed or crippled. is it worth proving you have the right of way.
 
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