HOW TO TRANSPORT LESS THAN 1oz of bud on a plane

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chronicj69

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hey i am going on a plane trip to nebraska . i live in oregon and i know they aint got shit for weed over there so i want to bring less than an oz of dank ith me. is there an easy way to do this? can i just stick it between my legs till i get into the bathrooms on the plane? or should i mail it some how? are there drug dogs at the airport at all times?
 
i dont know about an ounce but i took a little over a 8th with me when i went to vegas..i just triple wrapped it, sprayed the bags with hella cologne and stuffed it in my underwear..good luck dont get caught
 
I wouldn't recommend doing it at all... but there's always the knotty option of shoving it in your ass for the duration of the flight. I'd either UPS it ahead (hidden in, oh I don't know... a can of coffee?) or not do it at all.
 
if u wanna ship it..i'd hollow out a candle and put it in there with coffee beans or other shit to hide the smell and get a scented candle to
 
just wear some boxer briefs andput in there. I brought a quarter to hawaii like this. I was shitting bricks though.
 
Beat yourself up real good---to were it looks like your colostomy bag strapped to your waist is totally necessary for the ass whopping you received---then put your weed in the bag and poop on it---they won't search that :)
 
The Son of Man said:
Beat yourself up real good---to were it looks like your colostomy bag strapped to your waist is totally necessary for the ass whopping you received---then put your weed in the bag and poop on it---they won't search that :)
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everytime i see that ur name is the last post... i think " i wonder wat smart ass comment he he threw out there?" :lol:

anyway.. dont do it man... not worth being considered a terrorist lol
 
Whenever I fly, there isn't dogs unless it is international. But if there is dogs they can smell it, so see a dog and go the other way. Good luck
 
CRUEHEAD783 said:
I think this dude just wanted advice. Not your witty comments. If you have no advice don't post dude.

Sorry for ranting just how I felt.
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He was giving advice. By go jail style he mean stick it between your butcheeks. Which is agood idea, because they pat down random people, and they wont find it if you kiester it. I taped miny under my junk, but my ass crack probaly wouldve been safer.
 
I read somewhere that so many people try to send illegal shit stashed in coffee that the dogs now sniff out coffee and they'll search through it. Probably a bad idea to transport it, just buy some there.
 
Also, try not to draw attention to yourself... don't dress in clothing promoting marijuana, drugs, alcohol... or even band shirts. No loose, baggy jeans... or that sort of thing.
 
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