How to pass a drug test?

No help, someone has to know. I don't think all of us jobless. I need to get a job and don't want to take any chances not getting the job. Even that I have a medical reason I rather them not know that I smoke.

Thx
 
I use Synthetic pee, Quick Fix is the brand I use, It is about $20 at my local smoke shop and if you keep it around 34-40* F it will be good for about a year.
 
Make a homemade whizzinator with a rubber glove, some duct tape, and a friend's clean piss. That's what I did:bigjoint:
 
sure jell. it is fruit pectin in the homemade jellies and jams part of the grocery store. it costs 3 dolla.
 
From what i read all American companies are being encouraged to move to the hair strand tests to combat use of whizzinators and fake piss so be careful:blsmoke:
 
Like I said, I made a homemade whizzinator and passed with flying colors....considering it wasn't even my piss.
 
well i had to piss for my po a couple times back in the day and i tried some of the cleaning pills and they didnt work, but i had also eaten somewhere between 30 and 50 ganja fudge at a festy 2 days before pissing so i dont knopw that i could clean that out lol

other than that whizinatopr works for clinics and doctors if ythey dont watch most police fuckers will actually watch you so it doesnt work

one time my po made mne walk away from the toilet and drop my pants in middle of room facing him to piss in cup so to be a bitch i "accidently" pissed on his shoes some ;)
 
"Drinking tons of water is the best thing you can do regardless of the drug being tested for, as the more dilute your urine is, the lower the drug concentrations will be. This is especially useful if there is not a zero-tolerance policy for the company you're being tested for.

If you do decide to buy a detox drink from GNC or a similar health food store, it would be best to also take a B complex vitamin which will give your urine the yellowish color. On the day of the test do not take the vitamin because it makes your urine a neon yellow, and this will send a red flag to the lab. Detox drinks do not always work!

Again, regarding substances that are fat soluble, one of easiest ways to help with the process of detoxification is to participate in a routine exercise program to increase the bodies metabolic rate. High calorie meals as well as eating five to six times a day can help boost metabolic levels. For chronic smokers, THC will leave the body faster than for the occasional smokers."

hope this helps out some. aight peace:blsmoke:
 
my old lady has passed like 7 piss tests using sure jell and i have passed like 7 with a urinator. i think the sure jell is like gelatin, but it is actually fruit pectin and i imagine it traps impurities in your kidneys for a certain amount of time. it makes you piss chrystal clear water though so maybe a vitamin b pill would help with the yellow color.
 
yo just drink alota water day b4 test.. excersice alot but stop excersiging atleast the day b4 the test.. that way the thc isnt still comeing out of ur piss like crazy( thats wat excersiing does, so u can get rid of it fast) and drink like gallon of water b4 test and piss b4 u go and take mid stream piss and make sure to take vitamins to make ur pee yellow if its not.. u prob will fail for diluted piss(worked for me) oh ye drink shit that makes ur metobolism go up but stop day b4 test just like u gota stop excersising so new fat cells can grow over ur ones wit da thc
 
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