How to defeat your political enemies, stroke your ego, and bask in stoner victory!

bluerock

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1. Any thread that is counter to your propaganda goals, you will want to immediately spam it up with multiple useless posts, preferably using images. Your audience is as dumb as you are, and they love visuals. Hell, most of them can't read anyways...it is not for nothing that street signs in your region are largely pictorial.

2. Your favorite politician is the hero of the game, period. Whatever he says, or you say he said, is law. Repeat endlessly.

3. Nobody won an internet political battle without character assassination. Wade into your enemies. Smear them! Call them racists, homemakers, and anarchists. Never let up.

4. Rally your confreres. Although they are surely more ignorant than yourself, you can count on them to spam up the thread with nonsensical statements that are predictably piss-poor restatements of your own prior postings. That is your opening for a follow-up attack on the sexuality of your enemies.

Did I miss anything? Damn it all if I did.
 
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1. Any thread that is counter to your propaganda goals, you will want to immediately spam it up with multiple useless posts, preferably using images. Your audience is as dumb as you are, and they love visuals. Hell, most of them can't read anyways...it is not for nothing that street signs in your region are largely pictorial.

2. Your favorite politician is the hero of the game, period. Whatever he says, or you say he said, is law. Repeat endlessly.

3. Nobody won an internet political battle without character assassination. Wade into your enemies. Smear them! Call them racists, homemakers, and anarchists. Never let up.

4. Rally your confreres. Although they are surely more ignorant than yourself, you can count on them to spam up the thread with nonsensical statements that are predictably piss-poor restatements of your own prior postings. That is your opening for a follow-up attack on the sexuality of your enemies.

Did I miss anything? Damn it all if I did.

You would have to ask Buck if you missed anything.
He is the master of #3.
 
1. Any thread that is counter to your propaganda goals, you will want to immediately spam it up with multiple useless posts, preferably using images. Your audience is as dumb as you are, and they love visuals. Hell, most of them can't read anyways...it is not for nothing that street signs in your region are largely pictorial.

https://www.rollitup.org/politics/752077-wont-anything-satisfy-right.html

beenthere:
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freedomworks:
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dr kynes:

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desert dude:

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more from freedomworks, desert dude, and then...

dr kynes again

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2. Your favorite politician is the hero of the game, period. Whatever he says, or you say he said, is law. Repeat endlessly.

the 'don't talk about bush' (booooooosssh!), bush was better, stop picking on the bushes protestations begin.


Bush endured far more withering, acerbic, mean spirited criticism than does Obama, and with far more grace.

You lefties only think you want it to be "treason" till the next Bush (Jeb, maybe) is in office.

we need a guy like Theodore Roosevelt or Andrew Jackson

How about G.P. Bush?

...one threw shoes at him..



3. Nobody won an internet political battle without character assassination. Wade into your enemies. Smear them! Call them racists, homemakers, and anarchists. Never let up.

cue the vicious attacks on OP

are you really stooping to bucks level?

will no amount of failure satisfy the left's demand for Fuckups and Clowns in high office?

why do you hate dagos?*

selfish lazy bitches like Sky.

Know your place, sloth.

you must be VERY high right now.*

Which makes you a narcissistic hypocrite set on getting your free shit no matter what the cost to your fellow Americans...




4. Rally your confreres. Although they are surely more ignorant than yourself, you can count on them to spam up the thread with nonsensical statements that are predictably piss-poor restatements of your own prior postings. That is your opening for a follow-up attack on the sexuality of your enemies.

and what would a thread be without some whacked out nonsense from NLXSK, beenthere, and greenlikemoney? all that's missing is thecoolman and some ellipses abuse from nitro.




Translation: Duh, Obama fixed everything with his speech, like, didn't those stupid racist republicans listen to it.

He did NOT miscommunicate, he LIED.
He is not "working with insurance companies", he basically tossed them the "hot potato, hot potato" so he can lay the blame on someone else.


I could care less if he was green with six arms, a LIAR is a LIAR and not to be trusted again for a single second. Period.

The President isn't a Patriot and deserves no patriotic salutation. He's actually the opposite of a Patriot. And a liar is a liar. If he was a Native American, his name would be Big Sitting Liar.

It's the progressive's way. If you think people should be autonomous and pay their own way, you are EVIL and to be demonized.

Yet, he is the President and has the Oath.

Really anything I say is retarded, so these words are just placeholders
 
that was literally the only thread designed to upset righties in the first page or so.

the only other one made to rustle jimmies on the right was mine, but that was made a while back.

as the evidence shows, schuylaar's thread achieved its goal of rustling right wing jimmies in spectacular fashion.

well done, schuylaar. do me on a treadmill now.

:clap:

:hump:
 
that was literally the only thread designed to upset righties in the first page or so.

the only other one made to rustle jimmies on the right was mine, but that was made a while back.

as the evidence shows, schuylaar's thread achieved its goal of rustling right wing jimmies in spectacular fashion.

well done, schuylaar. do me on a treadmill now.

:clap:

:hump:

the pleasure will be ALL MINE, but how do you feel about ellipticals?:wink:
 
top shelf cat shit dank dank, in the most saturated market in the states... LMFAO

but nobody else's shit comes with the subtle notes of ammonia and TidyCat, nor can they, due to truth in labeling laws actually call their dope "Shit"(tm) which is how bucky runs the market in portland.

it's pure genius i tells ya!
 
1. Any thread that is counter to your propaganda goals, you will want to immediately spam it up with multiple useless posts, preferably using images. Your audience is as dumb as you are, and they love visuals.

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Alrighty then, brought some educated friends in. Lets get this party started.

3. Nobody won an internet political battle without character assassination. Wade into your enemies. Smear them! Call them racists, homemakers, and anarchists. Never let up.

top shelf cat shit dank dank, in the most saturated market in the states... LMFAO

4. Rally your confreres. Although they are surely more ignorant than yourself, you can count on them to spam up the thread with nonsensical statements that are predictably piss-poor restatements of your own prior postings. That is your opening for a follow-up attack on the sexuality of your enemies.


but nobody else's shit comes with the subtle notes of ammonia and TidyCat, nor can they, due to truth in labeling laws actually call their dope "Shit"(tm) which is how bucky runs the market in portland.

it's pure genius i tells ya!

:clap::clap:
 
spend less time posting and more time learning to grow...

i already provide for myself quite nicely with a small backyard and two room indoor operation, although i could get by with no more than a single 10x10 room.

i think i'll be fine.

your stuff didn't look that great, perhaps it is you who should be asking for some lessons.
 
i already provide for myself quite nicely with a small backyard and two room indoor operation, although i could get by with no more than a single 10x10 room.

i think i'll be fine.

your stuff didn't look that great, perhaps it is you who should be asking for some lessons.

I don't grow cat shit dank dank, popcorn style... I remember you claimed to be a retired millionaire, selling treadmills when I started here then you went and posted how much you and your wife make... :dunce:

I've never met a millionaire who clears $7K gross annually...
 
I don't grow cat shit dank dank, popcorn style... I remember you claimed to be a retired millionaire, selling treadmills when I started here then you went and posted how much you and your wife make... :dunce:

I've never met a millionaire who clears $7K gross annually...

why so bitter tonight?

i know millionaires that make $0.00 annually, investments aside. no need to work when you have enough money to live comfortably on.

and do you really want to keep talking about "popcorn style"? i saw the shit you grew. i would kick a trimmer's ass if he left all that loose bud on such a stem.

just give up the personal attacks already, they always backfire on you.
 
why so bitter tonight?

i know millionaires that make $0.00 annually, investments aside. no need to work when you have enough money to live comfortably on.

and do you really want to keep talking about "popcorn style"? i saw the shit you grew. i would kick a trimmer's ass if he left all that loose bud on such a stem.

just give up the personal attacks already, they always backfire on you.

Thanks for admitting you're not a millionaire, you're not retired and you dry your weed amongst particles of poo...
 
I don't grow cat shit dank dank, popcorn style... I remember you claimed to be a retired millionaire, selling treadmills when I started here then you went and posted how much you and your wife make... :dunce: I've never met a millionaire who clears $7K gross annually...
You're forgetting Buckhead is 143,000,000 years old.
 
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