This is not all my doing, I have copied and pasted some of it and some are mine. Enjoy! Stoner Etiquette
1. He who rolls the blunt/joint gets to spark it and take the first two puffs.
2. Whoever packs the bowl, regardless of who's bud it is, chooses who goes first. It is polite to let someone else have greens.
3. Respect the puff-puff-pass phenomenon. This can be broken if there are only two people on a blunt, because you both are going to get ripped anyways.
4. Even if you are providing the weed, never take an extra hit and then use the "it's my weed" excuse. That is not an excuse to fuck up the rotation and it's rude.
5. If your friend has cottonmouth and you have a drink, you know what needs to be done. If you need a drink from your friend, only take a sip don't get greedy.
6. If you are getting smoked out, it's polite for you to provide the munchies.
7. Don't slobber on the piece/joint/blunt. And if you do, wipe it off before you pass it.*
8. Never complain about the way someone else rolls a joint or blunt or packs a bowl. It's the effort that counts. You can bag on them, just dont be rude... they tried.
9. "Feedback" about shit can be helpful, but don't ever make anyone feel stupid.
10. Always respect the rules of the location you are toking. It is polite stoner etiquette to consider noise, smell, behavior, etc.
11. When starting round 2, make sure you begin where you left off in the circle.*
12. Never complain about someone else's weed... nobody said you had to smoke it.
13. Unless driver states otherwise, it is the driver's responsibility for tuneage. No country.
14. When packing a bowl when it's not your weed, ask how full to pack the bowl, some people are very conservative.*
15. Don't pass a bong with stale smoke in it unless someone volunteers to take it. Clear your hit yourself or blow it out.*
16. Don't torch the weed for a long time. 3-5 seconds is all it takes.*
17. Handle your shit. Don't freak out and start annoying people.*
18. Don't make fun of lightweights, they can't help it. Also don't force them to smoke more when they don't want. This can result badly (see 17)
19. DO NOT COUGH INTO THE BONG.*
20. Don't complain if someone else is smoking you up and you dont get totally baked. At least they let you take a couple puffs so be happy. Also it will take away from the buzz you might have.*
21. Remember if someone smokes you up and return the favor next time you have your own bag.*
22. If more than one person has their own weed, each person with their own bag should contribute. Don't put your bag up just because someone else loaded the piece and you're*high.*
23. If you borrow someone else's piece, don't scrape the resin out before you give it back, that's just being greedy.*
24. If you get a bag through your friend, stay and smoke a bowl or 2 with them. You wouldn't even have bud if it wasn't for them.*
25. Don't call someone just to ask them to smoke you up and then leave. That's just taking advantage of a nice friend. If they offer then return the favor when you can.*
26. If you keep getting bags for your buddy, and he continues to not smoke with you, you have full right to tax them.*
27. Don't ask to join in the middle of *someone's toke session, wait till they offer you a hit.*
28. Always ask for a second opinion before you ash the bowl, chances are you are too high to notice the last hit or 2 still left.*
29. Don't pass someone a cashed bowl without letting them know it's cashed.*
30. If you get the honor of hitting greens, try to light just the edge(cornering) to leave the next guy some green.*
1. He who rolls the blunt/joint gets to spark it and take the first two puffs.
2. Whoever packs the bowl, regardless of who's bud it is, chooses who goes first. It is polite to let someone else have greens.
3. Respect the puff-puff-pass phenomenon. This can be broken if there are only two people on a blunt, because you both are going to get ripped anyways.
4. Even if you are providing the weed, never take an extra hit and then use the "it's my weed" excuse. That is not an excuse to fuck up the rotation and it's rude.
5. If your friend has cottonmouth and you have a drink, you know what needs to be done. If you need a drink from your friend, only take a sip don't get greedy.
6. If you are getting smoked out, it's polite for you to provide the munchies.
7. Don't slobber on the piece/joint/blunt. And if you do, wipe it off before you pass it.*
8. Never complain about the way someone else rolls a joint or blunt or packs a bowl. It's the effort that counts. You can bag on them, just dont be rude... they tried.
9. "Feedback" about shit can be helpful, but don't ever make anyone feel stupid.
10. Always respect the rules of the location you are toking. It is polite stoner etiquette to consider noise, smell, behavior, etc.
11. When starting round 2, make sure you begin where you left off in the circle.*
12. Never complain about someone else's weed... nobody said you had to smoke it.
13. Unless driver states otherwise, it is the driver's responsibility for tuneage. No country.
14. When packing a bowl when it's not your weed, ask how full to pack the bowl, some people are very conservative.*
15. Don't pass a bong with stale smoke in it unless someone volunteers to take it. Clear your hit yourself or blow it out.*
16. Don't torch the weed for a long time. 3-5 seconds is all it takes.*
17. Handle your shit. Don't freak out and start annoying people.*
18. Don't make fun of lightweights, they can't help it. Also don't force them to smoke more when they don't want. This can result badly (see 17)
19. DO NOT COUGH INTO THE BONG.*
20. Don't complain if someone else is smoking you up and you dont get totally baked. At least they let you take a couple puffs so be happy. Also it will take away from the buzz you might have.*
21. Remember if someone smokes you up and return the favor next time you have your own bag.*
22. If more than one person has their own weed, each person with their own bag should contribute. Don't put your bag up just because someone else loaded the piece and you're*high.*
23. If you borrow someone else's piece, don't scrape the resin out before you give it back, that's just being greedy.*
24. If you get a bag through your friend, stay and smoke a bowl or 2 with them. You wouldn't even have bud if it wasn't for them.*
25. Don't call someone just to ask them to smoke you up and then leave. That's just taking advantage of a nice friend. If they offer then return the favor when you can.*
26. If you keep getting bags for your buddy, and he continues to not smoke with you, you have full right to tax them.*
27. Don't ask to join in the middle of *someone's toke session, wait till they offer you a hit.*
28. Always ask for a second opinion before you ash the bowl, chances are you are too high to notice the last hit or 2 still left.*
29. Don't pass someone a cashed bowl without letting them know it's cashed.*
30. If you get the honor of hitting greens, try to light just the edge(cornering) to leave the next guy some green.*
