How Long Will It Take Me To Get My System Clean?

I need a job that starts after 8:30 but all the jobs that dont require piss test start like at 5, 6 7 am... So to get a job within the hours I want , I need to get clean, So question is...

I am 250 lbs mostly muscle some fat in my gut, 5"9 how long will it take me to get my system clean? I smoke 3-5 bowls a day pretty much staying high for the past year with some blue widow but lately been schwag cuz behind schedule.

Thats my smoking habits , weight , i work in contruction/warehouse right now to give you idea of how active i am.

And i eat unhealthy
 
The more fat you have the longer its going to be in your system. I never really believed in those detox shit but I know someone who used it and passed a drug test for his po
 
Well i tried the synthetic urine , the job sent me to a labratory with doctors in white coats, The fake piss filled up the jar only half way and they wanted more piss. I managed to bluff them saying i was going to drink more water and wait(actually was going to bail) but she ran it anyways and it passed, point being I barely passed only cuz i bs them and it was not enough piss in those things.
 
Would it be suspicious if I call a job staffing place asking how do they drug test? At a drug testing facility or there with the instant UA's
 
Its either going to be a ua or the cotton swab test. And yes it will be suspect if you ask. Unless you're like "do I have to drink a lot of water to produce enough urine for the test?"
 
If you call do ask just based on the urine test. Instead ask "when do I start?" or "Will my job start tomorrow or do they like starting people on Monday's? Something basic like that.
 
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