How do you do random sh!t
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tyler.durden
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Sewed his butthole shut. Where are my black shoes? I haven't seen them in weeks.
HydroKid239
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Not letting him/her wander free when it's time to poo. Should work like a charm.
Grandpapy
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At the cello babes house. Whats the best way to kick out a room mate?
Boru420
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Just spray or pour vinegar over the poop zone. Dogs are highly sensitive to smell and hate the scent of vinegar. Willie now refuses to go anywhere we've sprayed it. If your area is under cover you'll need to re treat the area around once a week until pooch has gotten the message
shrxhky420
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Threats!
I tried to teach him to shit in the toilet but he played dumb
It didn't help my kids were encouraging the doodie
It just kept happening in the most random spots too
I finally told the fucker I wasn't going to feed him unless he started cleaning up after himself
It worked
SH420
I tried to teach him to shit in the toilet but he played dumb
It didn't help my kids were encouraging the doodie
It just kept happening in the most random spots too
I finally told the fucker I wasn't going to feed him unless he started cleaning up after himself
It worked
SH420
neosapien
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Tell the roommate that you simultaneously tested positive for AIDS and Covid. And Zika. And the CDC is coming and if they don't want to Quarantine for 6 months they better dip.
srh88
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Im sure ill see that yellow cartoon dog again when I finally have a bad trip... Jesus thats terrifying
Grandpapy
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and the next day check the mantel for stains.
Metasynth
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How do you breathe without consciously thinking about it?
It used to be natural, then someone suggested meditation and told me to concentrate on my breathing. Breathe in, breathe out.
Now I can’t seem to breathe without consciously thinking “breathe in” or “breathe out”
This was 7 months ago. I haven’t slept. I’m afraid I won’t wake up again because I’ll stop breathing! Even as I type this, I have to tell myself to breathe in every 15 seconds or so, and then tell myself to exhale again.
Seriously. My relationships have suffered. My professional life has suffered. My family has suffered.
I’m at the end of my rope. Someone please help me!!!
It used to be natural, then someone suggested meditation and told me to concentrate on my breathing. Breathe in, breathe out.
Now I can’t seem to breathe without consciously thinking “breathe in” or “breathe out”
This was 7 months ago. I haven’t slept. I’m afraid I won’t wake up again because I’ll stop breathing! Even as I type this, I have to tell myself to breathe in every 15 seconds or so, and then tell myself to exhale again.
Seriously. My relationships have suffered. My professional life has suffered. My family has suffered.
I’m at the end of my rope. Someone please help me!!!
Grandpapy
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Let go of the rope.
Singlemalt
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Aquarium pumps work well for DIY intubation
P.S. don't forget the aeration stone
ChingOwn
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Doesn't vinegar kill grass?
raratt
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It doesn't if you shit in the cup.
Why?
ChingOwn
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Why not?....or why what?
HydroKid239
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That could help. It will keep your little friend in An area that you choose. I’m living proof they work.. because I’m alive. Lol a big ass German Shepard was about to eat my ass.. but the property owner had one of them. That big boy had to weigh about 120lbs, and he stopped right before the grass line.
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Singlemalt
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Ahh, the eternal cosmic debate: existentialism vs nihilism, or is it existential nihilism? Why is there air, and should we care?
bernie344
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raratt
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To fill volleyballs with.