Hospice - I need your help (close to New York City)

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I need the help of a hospice close to New York City that can become licensed to grow medical marijuana (New Jersey?).

I am adapting my Crop Circle Of Bud grow system to be a portable vegetable garden for those most hard hit by suffering - women refugees caring for their children. I am growing corn in my medical marijuana garden using a collection of techniques and technology that I've gleaned and adapted from marijuana growers on the internet over the years.

Once I have confidence in the system, that a new grower will have success, I will take equipment to a remote refugee camp on the coast of western Africa and teach a small group of women refugees and their children how to feed themselves. Before I can do this I need to know that the techniques that I literally perform in the dark (to learn stem training by tension) can be used by new growers. I have been running a thread in the newbie grower forum for the past 4 months and there is a learning curve to the Crop Circle Of Bud system that will cause failure in the grows of starving people.

I need to know before I go into the field that I am not setting up for disappointment those in desperate need. I would like you to test my equipment and techniques, first learning to grow marijuana which is much easier to stem train than corn, then when you are ready vegetables.

I will also need you to moderate a medical marijuana forum, I do not have this capacity in me. We need a forum to gather like minded people who will work for the greater good, by helping themselves.

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I am not in the business of doing good

I do my good through the business that I do
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I don't have an altruistic bone in my body. I know that if I help enough people to get what they want then I will get what I want.

Please ... help me by letting me help you.

I will:

- Package and Fed Ex the Volcano in the poster to you immediately. Christmas wrapped for fun.

- Provide all equipment, genetics and nutrients needed for your grow

- Pay for your grow room electricity

- Funnel 1/3rd of all of the Academy's non existent revenue through our Hospice Medical Marijuana Grow program

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I will not break another countries laws or use another person to break my own countries laws - I will not cross border ship the marijuana, but I will send a money order made out to a dispensary so you can buy immediate supplies and I will source free medical marijuana for your hospice until your first harvest.

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This is where the fun ends and the responsibility begins - I need this from you.

- Spectrum Of Effect reports on all strains considered of medicinal quality

I've expanded DJ Short's article, Spectrum Of Effects, into a report design to be a tool for the medical grower - to allow her to tailer her garden to her ailments' specific needs. The report takes hours to complete and should be edited as the patient becomes more familiar with the effects. I usually do not write a report until I have grown a strain 3 times, until it becomes pedestrian. This sounds like fun but it is not as easy as one would think, spectrum reports require dedication and countless hours of being high.

These reports will be a great tool for medical marijuana patients and great advertising for the some of the heros of the medical marijuana world - the breeder who breeds for excellence, charges top dollar, and doesn't pretend to be our friend while being a whore. I owe three of these breeders my life and these reports will be a way of repaying what they have given to me by doing what they love. Repayment by filling their pockets full of much deserved gold. I think they deserve more gold and I think that I can get what I want by finding new ways for all breeders to fill their pockets with gold. Almost all breeders.

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Spectrum Of Effects
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Kali Mist - Serious Seeds

I've always had trouble getting strains to finish on time so taking on a 14 week strain was daunting for me, my KM clones usually finish about 16 weeks hydro and 17 weeks soilless. It grows easily but stretches incredibly in hydro, I had a 1.5" clone that ended up close to 36". In soilless stretch is not so bad, but its still a sativa stretch. The buds are loose and airy in hydro and are so encrusted with trichomes that they seem that they would break if bent. The soilless buds are tighter and not as crusty. Fox farm liquids and solubles, hygrozome, Dark Energy, Liquid Karma, Kool Bloom, Overdrive.

The high is ... delisious. It's so beautiful and pleasant that I crave it more than the other strains and go through this strain at a record pace. It's a floaty dreamy high, like an up narcotic. Nothing maters, everything is OK. It reminds me of when I had my elbows operated on and got a hundred percocet with each operation. Like an opiate nothing is wrong, but I can do things, not just sit and look out the window. I use 2 of 12 spots in my garden for Kali Mist and I may add another two spots.

I find myself very forgeful while high on Kali Mist, and I know it while I'm high and I don't care. Just now I'm keeping my dogs seperated because of an operation one had, the second dog got by me twice (under my desk - 3' wide hole) and I didn't notice for a half hour each time.

The smell and taste is a beautiful strong spice, I can smell it everytime I crack the jar, and I've had my nose broken a few times so I don't smell so good. But after a shower I can smell this stuff, very strong. After a 4 week hang/bag/cure vaporizing gives an incredibly smooth vapor, very thick Volcano bags with 1/3 level teaspoon.

This isn't a trippy or a knock out of reality high but it's very stong. I've read it described as a cutting high, right through other strains and moods, and I agree.

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Spectrum Of Experience

Onset: fast effect or creeper. 1 fast/5 slow: 2

I've just taken 3 hits and can feel a tingle everywhere and pressure in the top of my head and ears.

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1. Up (stimulating) and Down (sedative): Neither.

Liven the disposition and stimulate the emotions: encourages a love of existance.
Inspiring sociability and talkativeness: You could stand just about anybody on this high.
Sedative and depressant effects: Chill but not sedative. If you want to do things you can, but you have to make a small initial effort to overcome inertia.

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2. Head High / Body Stone: mostly head.

Energizing: Not energizing but not couch lock.
Motivating: Frees inhibition but there is inertia to overcome.
Couch lock: No, see above.

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3. Tolerance: ability to provide the same experience via the same amount over time – the burnout factor. "Over time" means the long run: months, years, decades...

I've been vaping Kali Mist for 4 or 5 months and the high seems to be getting better, probably because I'm getting better at growing and curing it, but the high is better 4 months later. No chasing the Dragon.

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4. Ceiling: How high (of far) one is capable of going with the variety. How many hits can be consumed until more hits are unnoticeable.

I notice a ceiling, but it takes a few Volcano bags.

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5. Emotional State

Anxiety: melts anxiety, nothing is wrong.
Euphoria: not so much euphoria as bliss.
Calm: very calming
paranoia: reduces or eliminates paranoia.

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6. Body - medicinal effects

Nausea: mild help
Pain: fair help
Seizures: not known
Back: fair help

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7. Head - medicinal effects

Depression: works like a dreamy opiate
Mania: calming
Anxiety: good help
Antisocial: you could tolerate anyone high on this strain.
Anger: calming.
Rage: From first hand experience, this strain has saved some lives. Medicinal help.

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8. Duration short 1 2 3 4 5 long: 3

Two consecutive Volcano bags will last two hours.

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9. Potency: weak 1 2 3 4 5 strong: 4. Hit's hard but not time loosing nor reality knocking out of. Cutting dreamy high.

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10. Taste: SPICE

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Overall just a great strain, if you've got room for a 14 week sativa and want a dreamy high I couldn't recomend Serious Kali Mist higher.

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note: I have Kali down to 11 weeks growing CCOB style, faster harvest, bigger yield, more potent bud, easier, cheaper, lots of fun, the simple logic scares hippies away ...
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Moderate a Medical Marijuana Forum

We need a one stop shopping centre for people too sick to integrate the help of dozens of selfless experts into one coherent system. It took me 11 months to go from realizing that I could eat and grow my own medicine until my first harvest. Not because there weren't hundreds of people who would selflessly help me, but because I was too sick to make sense of their logic. Too long, needless suffering.

We need a forum that the sick can come to for help, to be guided instead of having to ride the rapids by themselves. From placing a seed order to making their own tincture we have to find a way to not only present this information in an understandable manner but to be PROACTIVE - we have to search the internet for the those too sick to know that they are looking for us.

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Compile Weed Science into a coherent text that can be understood by another person.

I am visously protective of The Academy, it is my art. For Fountainhead fans The Academy is my version of Wynard's museum, no one walks it's halls. I have no employees and work alone to develop techniques and technology for people with no money, people I will never meet. To know that someone who has no idea who I am, that I will never meet even through the internet, will feed themselves and their family must be what rock stars feel like on their first show. It's a fucking rush every time I see a Crop Circle Of Bud picture in the Grow Lab thread.

I've only compiled half of my Grow Lab thread into the ebook, I would like help with editing so I can devote more time to tech and technique development.

I have come to understand that what seems like simple logic to me is absolute chaos to the rest of the world. I need someone to act as a Rosetta stone, and a fuse between me and those I want to use in my nefarious scheme to get what I want by bitch slapping the world into sanity. With kindness that has fangs and claws.

I'm a lot like being too close to a bonfire on the beach on a windy night. It's nice for awhile but if you don't back away quick a random gust of wind is going to singe you with flame that meant you no harm. Unless it's intentional - then it's impossible to miss - I routinely insult people without realizing it, change from talking to a person in a post to talking to myself. Surprisingly difficult for readers to discern on the internet. I need someone who is callous enough to stand next to me and slap me in the head when I start ramblin .. (smack!)

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You will have to put up with Bill Maher.

I can't stand the dirty fucking hippy either but that jackass is going to be a cautionary tale to the rest of the whining hippies - shut your fucking mouth or we will find you and put you through:

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Hello Hobbes,
Id like to be able to speak with you through PM.

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q3aserver said:

Id like to be able to speak with you through PM.

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I don't PM because of time Q3Aserver. That and I forget to check my mailbox for months and it's full of fuck offs from people who think that I am ignoring them and who won't talk to me on the forum anymore. I keep better friends by not being accessible to people.

Anything except personal information can be talked about in the open, there is nothing that I am doing that I want hidden. I believe in the reverse message of the movie Inception - if a concept is brought into public consciousness and success is seen through following it's philosophy then people will not be able to resist the concept even when told that they are being manipulated for their own good. It's one of the litmus tests that I use to be sure that what I am doing is towards a good ends first, and not mearly a cult of personality designed for my own wants.

Please, if it not personal information, lets do things in the thread.

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Not a Problem. A big problem is that New Jersey makes it out to be somewhat impossible to legally grow medical marijuana.

I have a lot of free time and I want to give you a hand.
I build entire fuel injection systems from scratch for turbocharged and other race friendly cars.
I do this part time under my own business. Engines are tuned to run based on weather conditions, this systems could easily be adapted to a grow for automation purposes.
Next spring I am building a self sufficient kitchen garden powered with Aquaponics.
I can off help with webspace, forum, I can help with just about anything you really need(Aside from getting a legal permit to grow in NJ, that does not seems possible at all.)

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Damn.

I saw the New Jersey medical subforum and just assumed grows were legal. Thanks, I'll go check the laws and narrow in on another state.

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The first and simplest thing we are doing is root pruning buckets - similar to the Air Pots. I won't go too deep into detail on growing because I'm probably pontificating on things that you know inside and out - my water throughput per bucket per week has increased from 1.5 - 2 gallons per 5 gallon bucket to 2.5 - 3 gallons per week with the same nutrient concentration.

An amazing quantitative difference that comes out in unbelievable potency. I have the highest tolerance of anyone I know off the internet - I don't know that I know any other growers - and all of my strains are getting more potent. Yield increases and flowering time decreases, but the potency is where I'm noticing the big difference.

I call the new design for the buckets "Eternity Buckets" because the two buckets - the cover and the inner hole bucket - always stay together and I cut a window in the side of the bucket and the inner hole bucket spins like a Lazy Susan for the roots to be pruned. I redesigned the buckets for a disabled grower in the Grow Lab thread linked at the bottom of this post - from her help I got the idea of contracting hospices to act as testers for the research and development arm of The Academy. A match made in heaven - they need weed, vaporizers and money - I need sick people with little physical strength who need weed, vaporizers and money.

And I can't find one. I can't fucking believe this. I thought that the vaporizer would be up for two fucking minutes before someone snapped it up. I have this in three threads. I have emailed hospices. I have called hospices. I have taken the vaporizer to a hospice store.

NO ONE WILL TAKE MY FITHY FUCKING WEED!

I bet I could sell the stuff for $500 an ounce online without blinking an eye, but I can't get someone to reach out their hand to take it.

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I'm rambling, sorry. 6:10 am here.

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The Root Pruning Buckets are in Weed Science, the ebook linked below and and the first page. Equipment chapter. I haven't uploaded the eternity bucket pictures yet because I'm going to use them as a promotion for The Wind, our marijuana legalization program. If you could look at the buckets, see how simple they are, read the theory if you're not already familiar with it, then go to the Grow Lab thread, page 89 or 90 (linked at the bottom of this post in blue and red) and there is a business offer for growers.

If this is something that you are intersted in I would love the help - but only if you are in it to make a profit. It's the only way The Wind will work.

Thanks for reading all that. If you bothered, I doubt that I would have.

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I think I have a pretty good idea of what your thinking. Someone produces these buckets, benefits the entire community.

You sound like a FED trying to set someone up. Go on now, beat it outta here PIG!!!

Shit thats a real good look but i live in ny and unfortunately its not legal yet.I would love to take you up on that offer.

nc420, you had 15 posts when you called Hobbes a FED? you are either a jerk or a moron

Hobbes, how is this project coming along?
to be honest with you, I am not clear about the mission.
I understand the goal is to help starving people. but you need it tested on medical marijuana?
why not grow tomatoes or corn as you said. if you dont mind i would like to discuss this more