High? Read This... Laughter Will Ensue

that is the funniest thing i've read in ages, +rep!


"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"

classic
 
That is funny lol but I find it kinda hard to believe that someone talks THAT much in their sleep...? If it's real, then having a sleeptalking husband like that would drive me nuts! haha
 
do'nt you girls find him very creepy

Yeah, definitely...

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

Wtf man?? If my dude blurted that out overnight I would freak the fuck out.. and elbow him in the face.
 
Yeah, definitely...

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

Wtf man?? If my dude blurted that out overnight I would freak the fuck out.. and elbow him in the face.

lmfao thought you were talkin about me for a split second lol
 
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