Here is a fun excercise

canndo

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I am taking my wife on a little trip for our 6th marriage aniversary. We have been together for 16 years but I figured I should marry her so she gets all the legal benefits. It gets hard keeping track of all of women's aniversaries but we purposefully got married on Halloween so I wouldn't forget this one.


Anyway, we are going to a nice place for four days.

I am in charge of packing the drugs, the cigars, and the car.

She does the rest.


What drugs should I pack for the two of us?

(got no LSD, so don't start with that)
 
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”
 
Spoken like a true member skuxx!!
Whatever she and you enjoy of course canndo..some shrooms,some good scotch,your finest stogies..couple of fun pills to lay around relaxed on..of course,mdma(the spousal drug equivalent to a dozen roses)..perhaps a few ludes..some vailum..damn,I know ya said no,but I gotta say lsd..(wish I hadda known ya were out,I woulda begged a friend for a gift..(jk))
Other than that..substances meant for the activities you got planned..perhaps some cocaine..or,if its not overstepping boundaries..a few dilaudid for the late night romp(wink wink!)..any how..I hope you have a blast!! Happy anniversary!!!!
 
All of them :bigjoint:

Unwise - we are prone to using them all, gotta have something for when we get back don't we?


Ludes? ah, yes, the last of them unfortunately
MDMA? Check
Vicodin? that sort of depends on what these damn things really are.
Scotch? We aren't going to mars
Cigars? Check, check,check, check - traveldor packed. I HATE it when I run low and have to pay 20 bucks for something I have at home that I got for 10
mushrooms? check
Hash? you never know
Valium? why not
Mescaline? umm.... not this trip
Cialis? just in case, I am not as dependable as I once was so, sure
morphine? well, maybe just a little
soma? of course
 
Unwise - we are prone to using them all, gotta have something for when we get back don't we?


Ludes? ah, yes, the last of them unfortunately
MDMA? Check
Vicodin? that sort of depends on what these damn things really are.
Scotch? We aren't going to mars
Cigars? Check, check,check, check - traveldor packed. I HATE it when I run low and have to pay 20 bucks for something I have at home that I got for 10
mushrooms? check
Hash? you never know
Valium? why not
Mescaline? umm.... not this trip
Cialis? just in case, I am not as dependable as I once was so, sure
morphine? well, maybe just a little
soma? of course
Looks like a nice list. Some 2c-b would be a nice way to round it out.
Happy anniversary!
 
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