Help Me!

I need to somehow pass my upcoming piss test(s)m for probation. No more dirty piss or I'm fucked. What is a reliable, guaranteed-to-work way to allow me to pass my piss test(s)?

Oh and don't say abstinence there's not enough time for that.

golden seal
if you have a bong shop any where they should have something even better.

STILL NEED HELP ASAP PLZ, idk wahat goleden seal is or if it works.


Need to not go to jail!

go to wal-mart(or whereever) n pick up "sure-jell Premium Fruit Pectin. get the powder or mixed shit dont matter. mix it up withh some water drink it down. Be a man it tastes like elmers glue or maybe even worse. eat a sammich or something. now sit around it takes 2-3hours. when you piss after you drink the shit then go c the PO becuase the next time you piss its gonna be clean. its worked 4 me n my boys that are all on papers.

drink the shit
pee 1st time
pee second time is the clean pee for ur PO

umm. just drink as much vinegar as your stomach can handle. I passed 3 years of probation this way, though, I cannot GUARANTEE it...though, nor can anything else.

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/32281-drug-test-sorry-if-wrong.html

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