Happy Mother's Day

InigoMontoya

InigoMontoya

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Happy Mother's Day to all of you who have birthed a child. I sure as shit know I couldn't do it. I heard a radio announcer talking about how you don't have to have kids to be a mom, you can be a mom to animals or your friends and I couldn't help but spit a little coffee up. I don't care how many animals you have or how immature your friends are. That does not meet my websters dictionary definition of mother. But I digress. Have an awesome Mother's Day awesome ladies :mrgreen:
 
ebgood

ebgood

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So the day of the mom has rolled up on us again. What can ya say about moms. Ya love em ya hate em. They love u they hate u. They feed us. Clothe us. Teach us. We drive them into depression and early menopause. They drive us into lakes and drug use. Its wierd. Moms can be soo gross but at the same time soo damn hot too. Not my mom but any other moms. Lots of other moms. Theyre like worst than having a gf but waaaay better than having a gf. Moms. Fn unicorns. I have no idea what im talkn bout. I just wb'd some fire ass gorilla glue and i cant see straight. Happy mothers day to all the mommas here. The world wouldnt work without yall!!
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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ebgood said:
So the day of the mom has rolled up on us again. What can ya say about moms. Ya love em ya hate em. They love u they hate u. They feed us. Clothe us. Teach us. We drive them into depression and early menopause. They drive us into lakes and drug use. Its wierd. Moms can be soo gross but at the same time soo damn hot too. Not my mom but any other moms. Lots of other moms. Theyre like worst than having a gf but waaaay better than having a gf. Moms. Fn unicorns. I have no idea what im talkn bout. I just wb'd some fire ass gorilla glue and i cant see straight. Happy mothers day to all the mommas here. The world wouldnt work without yall!!
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That was beautiful, like poetry. You have a way with words, my man. +rep
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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ebgood said:
So the day of the mom has rolled up on us again. What can ya say about moms. Ya love em ya hate em. They love u they hate u. They feed us. Clothe us. Teach us. We drive them into depression and early menopause. They drive us into lakes and drug use. Its wierd. Moms can be soo gross but at the same time soo damn hot too. Not my mom but any other moms. Lots of other moms. Theyre like worst than having a gf but waaaay better than having a gf. Moms. Fn unicorns. I have no idea what im talkn bout. I just wb'd some fire ass gorilla glue and i cant see straight. Happy mothers day to all the mommas here. The world wouldnt work without yall!!
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Very nice, my friend. Very nice.

Just got back from visiting my 95 year old mother in law. Born the same year as my mom who passed away 2 years ago.

Enjoy them while they're still here everybody. Don't take them for granted. Because when they're gone, they're gone forever. And it hurts a little every Mother's Day.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Very nice, my friend. Very nice.

Just got back from visiting my 95 year old mother in law. Born the same year as my mom who passed away 2 years ago.

Enjoy them while they're still here everybody. Don't take them for granted. Because when they're gone, they're gone forever. And it hurts a little every Mother's Day.
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Truth. I havent seen my mom in goin on 2 yrs. Cant wait to get outta here and see her again. Shes getn up there in age so i think about this fact every day. Never know how much time we have
 
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