Happy 4th!!!

The celebration of our Country's independence via loud explosions and sparkly, colorful flashes of light, grilled meats, a the drinking of alcoholic beverages. It's almost 4am here and there is already the occasional explosion going off. I usually venture out to a friend's or family member's place to celebrate, but it's going to be raining with a 100f heat index. Fuck that shit. I'm gonna stay in with a little bourbon and Pilsner Urquell, some dank weed, and perhaps order in some BBQ from an amazing local place entitled 'Smoque' and watch some movies. What's your deal, what does your 4th look like? Whatever it is, be safe and have a blast...

tyler.durden said:

The celebration of our Country's independence via loud explosions and sparkly, colorful flashes of light, grilled meats, a the drinking of alcoholic beverages. It's almost 4am here and there is already the occasional explosion going off. I usually venture out to a friend's or family member's place to celebrate, but it's going to be raining with a 100f heat index. Fuck that shit. I'm gonna stay in with a little bourbon and Pilsner Urquell, some dank weed, and perhaps order in some BBQ from an amazing local place entitled 'Smoque' and watch some movies. What's your deal, what does your 4th look like? Whatever it is, be safe and have a blast...

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I think it’s a good idea to stay in bro, I mean, it is Chicago on July 4th. They been waiting all year to shoot someone.. stay safe buddy.

Oh, I’m trying not to leave today either, rain forecasted most of the day, and it’s July so no need to mention the heatbut since I live with 2 females, I don’t call the shots.. probably be heading out..

And it's my mom's birthday. Happy birthday Mom.

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Happy birthday, mom!


Pics???

jerryb73 said:

I think it’s a good idea to stay in bro, I mean, it is Chicago on July 4th. They been waiting all year to shoot someone.. stay safe buddy.

Oh, I’m trying not to leave today either, rain forecasted most of the day, and it’s July so no need to mention the heatbut since I live with 2 females, I don’t call the shots.. probably be heading out..

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Lil golf with booze and weed. We thought about heading in to Missouri to buy some big bangs, not of the colorful sorts, the scare the fuck right out your butthole type bang. They have a monster warehouse just a min over the state line.

Just please don't fucking record fireworks on your fucking phone like a fucking twat

dangledo said:

Just please don't fucking record fireworks on your fucking phone like a fucking twat

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is a drone ok ?

my filming of fireworks with a drone is not anywhere close to this good

it's hard to do a good job when you been drinking since half past noon

Sour Wreck said:

is a drone ok ?

my filming of fireworks with a drone is not anywhere close to this good

it's hard to do a good job when you been drinking since half past noon

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Ok that's pretty awesome. He gets a pass

tyler.durden said:

Happy birthday, mom!


Pics???

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Went to a fireworks show last night that had a major misfire, nobody was hurt but I'm pretty sure it gave my kid PTSD. I was about 200ft away and it set me back, even knocked some pictures off the walls of some nearby houses.

420God said:

Went to a fireworks show last night that had a major misfire, nobody was hurt but I'm pretty sure it gave my kid PTSD. I was about 200ft away and it set me back, even knocked some pictures off the walls of some nearby houses.

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Dang. Nothing like your episode but we went to a show last night as well and my buddy and I were convinced that some of the fireworks were being prematurely ignited as they ascended by some of the descending embers.

Stocking my pile of morters ,I set them off randomly during the year yep I'm that guy

Got 1 of these

And 1 of these

Got a couple other things but those are the coolest ones I have
SH420

I like the one with the dog

Party time happy 4th

420God said:

Went to a fireworks show last night that had a major misfire, nobody was hurt but I'm pretty sure it gave my kid PTSD. I was about 200ft away and it set me back, even knocked some pictures off the walls of some nearby houses.

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I hear cannabis works for that

Have a happy and safe Shelling of the Dogs Day everyone. My dog began keeping me awake by panting and drooling in my face two days ago. He's so pleased with the holiday.

We were going to go watch the free Fireworks at the professional bull riders show but I'm so exhausted about all I have left in me is burning the meat over coals.

::yawn::

Couple years ago, they partially legalized fireworks here. This year they legalized everything a normal citizen can buy statewide.

Guaranteed there will be accidents. There are Phantom Fireworks tents up in shopping centers. I'll probably stop later.

Then I'll have to get out my fast burning Libella papers to make cigarette fuses. I bought a whole box of those papers because they're the fastest burning papers I've ever seen. Cigarettes are now marked FSC on the side of the pack, fire safe cigarette with papers that go out if you don't keep hitting them. So I bust up a couple cigs and roll them back up with Libellas, put mortars on fuses behind the sheds then go sit on the porch.

I'm way too much of a pussy to just light fuses and run, fuck that.

I also saved one @neosapien bud just for fireworks, because I think I saw fireworks when I tried another one last winter. I contemplated putting it on ebay but I can't be involved in a bidding war for an excessively rare bud, now out of production.


Stay safe out there, don't be the idiot who makes a mistake. Close proximity explosions can change your life in an instant.

And Happy 4th!