ha this is to funny

lowrider2000

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lol just came accros this again!!!! the first time was when i was like 16 and still living at home found it on my moms comp lol



Marijuana drug testing facts:
What is Marijuana?
Marijuana is a green or gray mixture of dried, shredded flowers and leaves of the hemp plant Cannabis sativa.
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How is Marijuana consumed?
It is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint) or in a pipe or water pipe/bong. In recent years, it has appeared in blunts. These are cigars that have been emptied of tobacco and re-filled with marijuana. Some users also mix marijuana into foods such as cookies or use it to brew tea.
What are the effects of Marijuana?

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Marijuana Effects

The short-term effects of marijuana use include problems with memory and learning; distorted perception; difficulty in thinking and problem solving; loss of coordination; and increased heart rate, anxiety, and panic attacks. Marijuana users experience the same health problems as tobacco smokers, such as bronchitis, emphysema and bronchial asthma. Some of the effects of marijuana use also include: an increased heart rate, dryness of the mouth, reddening if the eyes, impaired motor skills and concentration, and frequent hunger and an increased desire for sweets. Occasionally hallucinations, fantasies and paranoia are reported.
How can you tell if someone has been using marijuana?
If someone is high on marijuana, he or she might * seem dizzy and have trouble walking; * seem silly and giggly for no reason; * have very red, bloodshot eyes; and * have a hard time remembering things that just happened. When the early effects fade, over a few hours, the user can become very sleepy.
What are common street names for Marijuana?
There are over 200 slang terms for marijuana including “pot,” “herb,” “weed,” “boom,” “Mary Jane,” “gangster,” and “chronic.”
What is the detection period for Marijuana?
Marijuana is detectable in urine for 48-72 hours after single use. Habitual or chronic use can be detected in urine for up to 12 weeks depending on quantity, duration, and frequency of use. It is advised to establish a random marijuana drug testing at home at a very early age.
Are there substances or conditions that may cause a false positive?
Substances that may cause a false positive are:
Efavirenz (Sustiva)
Dronabinol (Marinol) (True Positive)
Hempseed Oil (True Positive)
 
HAHA thats funny i had to read that same article for re-hab and make a presentation for all the crack heads in my class. i felt so stupid among real drug addicts. It felt like that scene from half baked........"Hi my name is thurgood and i smoke marijuana"
 
that's awesome. and who the hell calls weed boom or gangster? and what is this "very early age" that kids should be tested at home? 7? that's hilarious.
 
" It is advised to establish a random marijuana drug testing at home at a very early age. "


Ahahahahahahahahahaa. I almost died laughing....

QUICK! Everyone piss test your kids once a week after the age of 5!!!
 
you think thats funny at the time my mom came up to me and was like "are you smoking gangsters" i was like WTF mom im not gay ha
 
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