grr Toilet Paper...

massah

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #1

So I just had a slight argument with my wife...over toilet paper...

She tells me "Hey big lots has this store brand toilet paper thats just like quilted northern for 24 rolls its only 5 bucks!"

I respond "Ok, why do I care?" <-- PROBABLY MY FIRST MISTAKE

She responds "It sounds like we need to stock up!"

I respond with "Yeah lets stock up on expensive toilet paper..."

She Responds "It's cheaper than the Scott that we use now!"

I respond with "So those 200 sheet rolls for 24 of them are $5...the Scott we buy is 1000sheets per roll...so it takes 5 rolls of that "cheap" shit to compare...how is that saving money?"

She Responds "But people are talking about how great a deal it is on this site i'm reading"

I respond "Yes dear...everything on the internet is always true..."

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Nov 10, 2011

• #2

That Scott thosand-sheet stuff is nasty. I'm with her on this ... my delicate area deserves to be treated nice. cn

 

Supgee3

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #3

I'm with cannabineer and your wife.. Toilet paper is one of those things you gotta buy the good quality.

 

sso

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #4

personally i used to get thick rolls (much more value for the money)

but my wife´s rather more delicate than myself, so i just let her handle the toilet paper shopping.

scented soft rolls are kinda nice lol. and its only a few bucks more and a happy wife (those are priceless)

 

golddog

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #5

They looked the same...

My son thought they were like the tissue in jail.

Won't buy them anymore.

 

massah

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #6

MEH...1000sheet scott is NOT harsh The shit they use at work...now that stuff rapes my ass....

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Nov 10, 2011

• #7

You're not supposed to use the Grade P "for the back". cn

 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #8

Women and toilet paper - don't go there. My husband doesn't.

 

massah

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #9

Winter Woman said:

Women and toilet paper - don't go there. My husband doesn't.

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She doesn't mind scott

 

Capt. Stickyfingers

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #10

Shortly after my first son was born 12 years ago, I got into the habit of using baby wipes. Baby wipes ftw. I want my ass clean.

 

massah

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #11

Capt. Stickyfingers said:

Shortly after my first son was born 12 years ago, I got into the habit of using baby wipes. Baby wipes ftw. I want my ass clean.

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please dont tell me you are flushing those down the toilet....

 

Capt. Stickyfingers

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #12

massah said:

please dont tell me you are flushing those down the toilet....

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No. I learned that's a no no before I had a kid. I used to rent out the downstairs of my house and lived upstairs. The bitch downstairs flushed baby wipes and plugged shit up so bad, sewage backed up into the basement. I was sooooo pissed when the plumber told me he pulled out a bunch of baby wipes.

 

medicalmaryjane

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #13

i don't like scott. the scott extra soft is OK though and it lasts forever. i prefer charmin or cottonelle.

 

massah

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #14

medicalmaryjane said:

it lasts forever

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Thats the key right there...going through 2 rolls a week total...lasts a LONG time

 

Capt. Stickyfingers

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #15

I like wiping my ass with this stuff. It also doubles as joint paper in a pinch.... real smooth.

 

april

Pickle Queen

• Nov 10, 2011

• #16

TP, fuck as long as the rolls not empty and i have more i don't complain, i can't justify paying more for a better quality item i will only throw away anyways
Only thing i'm fussy about is conditioner and razors, oh and dont touch my cocoa butter

 

DSB65

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #17

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Nov 10, 2011

• #18

Polar bear approved ... cn

 

DSB65

Well-Known Member

• Nov 10, 2011

• #19

now ive had this argument with my x wife..which way the toilet paper goes..

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Nov 10, 2011

• #20

DSB65 said:

now ive had this argument with my x wife..which way the toilet paper goes..

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The correct answer is (obviously) B. Mode A is of the devil. cn