got a employer drug test! 5 days! best ways to get clean?

element2k10

element2k10

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hry guys im applyibg for à job that requires à drug test thé test ie 5 dayss from now what can i usé to clean me out in time so im clean no tricks just clean pee i dont need to fail because of dillution plus rep for anyone who has any tips i plan on excercieing and gong to à sauna excercising and taking niacin and detox formulas. thx guys just for thé record i am à Michigan médical marijuana patient
 
Redbull and Niacin like you mentioned. Best thing you can do is try and metabolize the THC out of your fat cells.
 
Take a detox kit, drink lots of water, work out and sweat. Then pray for a pass. Do not drink too much water or it will be too diluted and counts as a fail as well.Best bet is a good detox kit. Good Luck!
 
Almost any party store, and the vast majority of smoke/head shops carry a product called Ready Clean. I have used this for years and it works great. It runs about $25 a bottle but works in about an hour if you follow the directions. I've used this for jobs and for probation and have never failed a UA. I'm in Michigan too so I know it is available almost anywhere. Good thing about this stuff too is, it doesn't come up as diluted or as a blocker, so it works no matter how stringent the test is. Good luck.
 
Well in my experience......

I do use detox drinks. I have paid $65.00 for them and failed for great job opportunities. I now use quick fix or golden shower enhancement(not what it sounds like LOL) these are synthetic pee solutions. Easy to heat, easy to use. I have passed 6 drug test with these and have 2 on hand at any given moment, They are $35.30 here and worth every penny.

If you want to sweat it out.... Sex under multiple comforters, multiple times a day will do the trick ;)

Good luck on the job.

p.s. usually smoke shops carry quick fix.
 
damn doc green thumb beat me to it.. i use quick fix and a whizzanator for my ua's.. not for a job or court though, just some ua i have to take about once a month or so.. works killer, never had a problem.. the nice thing about job ua's is that they aren't monitored, so no need for the whizzanator, just the quick fix.. it runs about $30 for the 3 oz size, which is what i use... just follow the directions on the back and you'll have no issues..
imho all of those detox drinks are way too risky.. why take the chance? buy fake piss and you'll pass everytime..
 
I was 5'11" about 140-145 lbs. at the time I used detox drink. It was rated 180 lbs. and above it cost more than the others they had. I followed directions and still failed. I use the synthetic now have had zero fails it's easy you don't even have to pee or quit smoking for any period of time :)
 
I will sell you mine lol but yea. do a search google.com for quick fix or golden shower enhancement synthetic unisex pee. It comes with instructions and a hand warmer. I microwave mine for ten seconds(lay it on the side without the temperature strip) then activate your hand warmer and rubber band it on there with the band supplied or use your girls hair ties. Where you place it on you is your preference. Personally for a job i just stick it in my pocket. They ask you to empty your pockets. I do except for the pee. It's a job they are not going to pat you down or anything. I usually blaze before I go in especially if the test is a good drive away.

It's fool proof. Do it once and you will know how easy it is and error free.
 
I quoted wrong price earlier lol it's $30.35 found a receipt I buy at a smoke shop/head shop I'm sure their may be one near you.

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

I couldn't find anything on the golden shower enhancement except piss drinkin sluts LOL

Anyway it's the same thing as quick fix but you get an extra fluid ounce of it for the exact same price at my head shop. I currently have 1 box/bottle of each on hand. It's the way to go if you don't want to be hoping/praying you passed and just know.
 
Don't waste you're money on cleaners they don't really work and god knows what you're drinking. Just go buy some fake piss. It really does work.
 
Go to walmart and find AZO's its for UTI's "urinary tract infection" it's pretty cool friend burnt the fuck down 2 days before drug test got the azo's followed directions and pissed clean simple to do all u gotta do is piss. no setin there all red burnin the fuck up for no reason like niacin does ya your piss just turns colors a few times thats it....
 
DO NOT go to the sauna for at least 2 days before ur test it will come back diluted. i was in a court mandated rehab bullshit thing like 3 years ago and i did the sauna but it was just diluting my tests because you sweat all the vitamins and everything out of your body replacing it with pure water when you drink sitting in there. trust me on this one
 
Im about the same hight and weight as you and I passed a piss test that I knew about four days before by drinking as much water as I possibly could and wrapping myself in blankets to sweat it all out. It worked and I am a heavy smoker.
 
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