vostok
Well-Known Member
You have just arrived at the border this custom officer finds you stash ...What do you say to convince her that you ain't going to do 5 years hard labor in no Russian prison..?
Some nice words should work, shes very official, although poorly paid, she loves power.but is new.
..ask for her boss, remember all those seduction plays you learn't by heart now is the time
..flirting is a must, unless you like Ru prison food...flirt flirt flirt ...is compulsory no gay shit either
Help her on with her jacket pull out chair, like old days, nice nice manners now by her some lunch
if her buddy calls the cops, buy lunch for the whole department, including the boss, yeah her too
FUCK...she did call the police, buy them lunch too,mass seduction is still new even with me
after much talk they decide to prosecute anyway one of the officers got indigestion,
smart move to turn down this married prosecutor, nasty temper, will have your balls on her wall
Meet the girls who are gonna roast you, piece by piece, but first some lunch again
...a little tipsy afterwards, of the 21 charges.. you convince them to drop 19
a little privacy, by now should be be about exhausted from flirting so hard, she's never had it so good
...but you slip up, too drunk she hands you to the judge, then to your jailer, you got her number?
you manage to escape a few times, adding 3 years to your sentence each time
granny has to find you, much trouble to you, flirt won't work on this meanie
eventually you get her pregnant but is not what you wanted, you are still in jail, but at her house
they bus you to an easier clink, you realize the woman only wants a passport for herself and your kid
freedom at last, will you ever be the same again...? ..............................No way!!
Some nice words should work, shes very official, although poorly paid, she loves power.but is new.
..ask for her boss, remember all those seduction plays you learn't by heart now is the time
..flirting is a must, unless you like Ru prison food...flirt flirt flirt ...is compulsory no gay shit either
Help her on with her jacket pull out chair, like old days, nice nice manners now by her some lunch
if her buddy calls the cops, buy lunch for the whole department, including the boss, yeah her too
FUCK...she did call the police, buy them lunch too,mass seduction is still new even with me
after much talk they decide to prosecute anyway one of the officers got indigestion,
smart move to turn down this married prosecutor, nasty temper, will have your balls on her wall
Meet the girls who are gonna roast you, piece by piece, but first some lunch again
...a little tipsy afterwards, of the 21 charges.. you convince them to drop 19
a little privacy, by now should be be about exhausted from flirting so hard, she's never had it so good
...but you slip up, too drunk she hands you to the judge, then to your jailer, you got her number?
you manage to escape a few times, adding 3 years to your sentence each time
granny has to find you, much trouble to you, flirt won't work on this meanie
eventually you get her pregnant but is not what you wanted, you are still in jail, but at her house
they bus you to an easier clink, you realize the woman only wants a passport for herself and your kid
freedom at last, will you ever be the same again...? ..............................No way!!
