Frankenstein Plant!!! WTF?

What up everyone! This is one of the 30+ plants I have outside this year and it's doin' some shit i aint ever seen before. Some sort of weird ass mutative growth, I don't know what the fuck! All my other plants ( from same stock, everything is the same, everything! ) are doin just fine, this one just flipped the fuck out.

Anyone got any ideas?

weird, it looks like a thistle now

JSchroe said:

weird, it looks like a thistle now

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You're right, it does! I was tryin to figure out what the fuck it looked like. I was thinkin' some kinda exotic lettuce or something. But yeah, thistle. At least it isn't growin any thorns yet!!! Still smells normal though. Maybe it's just in disguise; i'll come back next week and it'll be sportin a Magnum P.I. mustache and a trenchcoat! Haha, i'm high, wait...er...medicated. That's it.