Farting on plants

Nyan Rapier · Mar 27, 2016

I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants? Any input is appreciated.

PURPLEB3RRYKUSH · Mar 27, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants? Any input is appreciated.

haha yes, your plants are doomed from the fart

GreatwhiteNorth · Mar 27, 2016

Actually the skunky fart flavor could add to the over all turpine profile.

Look around - there's a thread on here somewhere with that whacky premise.

hellmutt bones · Mar 27, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants?

No it might actually help them! The carbon monoxide and the either combined with 02 creates a biccarbon molecule that mixed with the humility in ur tent becomes c02.
Ur gonna have one hell of a harvest mate!! :clap:

Nyan Rapier · Mar 27, 2016

hellmutt bones said:
No it might actually help them! The carbon monoxide and the either combined with 02 creates a biccarbon molecule that mixed with the humility in ur tent becomes c02.
Ur gonna have one hell of a harvest mate!!

That makes sense. I've heard of a few members watering their grows with mountain dew. I imagine the carbonation would both help lower the pH and give the plant a CO2 boost... it's kind of the same effect.

Budzbuddha · Mar 27, 2016

Just think of it as people guano . By doing a " Crop Dusting " should add a more
" De Stink " profile.

hellmutt bones · Mar 27, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
That makes sense. I've heard of a few members watering their grows with mountain dew. I imagine the carbonation would both help lower the pH and give the plant a CO2 boost... it's kind of the same effect.

Now you're thinking Mate!
Indeed, the Mt dew effect will in fact boots the plants amino absorption rate and in turn induce the plants photosynthesis stage!
Great observation!
This new MT dew technique is sweeping the country and will be the new undiscovered growing miracle.
We have one person to thank for that!

Lets all thank him!!!!

Nyan Rapier · Mar 27, 2016

Thank you based lord Ryan.

GrowerGoneWild · Mar 27, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants? Any input is appreciated.

I thought it was a shitty idea, but I hear it helps with your turdpine profile. Floating an air biscuit is the new style guano foliar all the growers are using these days.

Poop away!.. I used to grow in my bathroom. It never hurt them.

Budzbuddha · Mar 27, 2016

Although farts have Nitrogen and oxygen as a part of the mix , it also has hydrogen sulfide and ammonia which adds to the aroma.

Ripping ass on your Super Skunk or Indie Cheese should bring " bout a pound "
( another thread :bigjoint:

).

Bigger question : Talking to your plants vs. Playing the Butt trumpet on your girls ?
I personally yell : " Grow you Bitch " , seems to help. I say keep the Butt Yodeling to your wife or girlfriends , ALL girls love Dutch Ovens.

I say the real " Grow Secret " are QUEEFS on the plants .... :hump:

Bachomp · Mar 27, 2016

Budzbuddha said:
Although farts have Nitrogen and oxygen as a part of the mix , it also has hydrogen sulfide and ammonia which adds to the aroma.

Ripping ass on your Super Skunk or Indie Cheese should bring " bout a pound "
( another thread ).

Bigger question : Talking to your plants vs. Playing the Butt trumpet on your girls ?
I personally yell : " Grow you Bitch " , seems to help. I say keep the Butt Yodeling to your wife or girlfriends , ALL girls love Dutch Ovens.

I say the real " Grow Secret " are QUEEFS on the plants ....

Ground breaking

MeJuana · Mar 27, 2016

Just don't shart trying to get a massive harvest. Lol

budman111 · Mar 27, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
I suffer from chronic gas. So sometimes, when my room mate is here, I'll fart in my grow tent so my filter will take care of the smell. My fan is a 400 cfm. Is there any way that my fart gas can hurt my plants? Any input is appreciated.

Unconfirmed reports that the farting method yields no less that one pound of weed.

Nyan Rapier · Mar 27, 2016

This is a serious concern. I don't appreciate all you neanderthalers getting a laugh out of my worries.

Feisty1UR · Mar 27, 2016

Nyan Rapier said:
That makes sense. I've heard of a few members watering their grows with mountain dew. I imagine the carbonation would both help lower the pH and give the plant a CO2 boost... it's kind of the same effect.

Any names in particular? :confused:

aka ryan

Nyan Rapier · Mar 27, 2016

Feisty1UR said:
Any names in particular?

aka ryan

I tried to add who I think is Ryan1918 to Facebook, but he won't accept my request. : (

Tomb Squad · Mar 27, 2016

i heard somewhere that farts are usually comprised of microscopic fecal particles so as long as you dont fart directly on your plants you shouldnt be smoking any microshit

charface · Mar 27, 2016

I'm for it.

HydroRed · Mar 27, 2016

Now were gonna see a new line of snake oils called "Butt Trumpet Bulk". It will be derived from "The finest farts on Earth".
.......Photoshop time lol

Nyan Rapier · Mar 27, 2016

If manure is good for plants, then why not fart? Am I right?

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