Faked it till I maked it (got the job!)

awarestrain2 said:

I recently found myself laid off and in need of a new job, and so I had no option but to pee in the dreaded cup. I had the perfect new job lined up, but even after a month of non-use, cranberry juice chugging and niacin poppin, I was still peeing dirty on every practice test i took at home. With the test 2 days away, I broke down, and decided the only move was to try and pull a switch with some fake urine.

I bought some U-pass fake urine and spent the evening practicing and refining my delivery method. I didn't want to spend money on one of those fake dick rigs, so i had to get a little creative. I rigged up my own little "dick belt" that was basically a water balloon with a small bit of plastic tubing. The flow was right, and the temperature was good, my biggest problem was leakage, which took a little duct tape engineering to fix. The actual execution was a little awkward, but somehow i pulled it off.

The Company called an hour ago, guess who passed???? Going to dispensary right now to buy some celebration dabs

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awarestrain2 said:

I recently found myself laid off and in need of a new job, and so I had no option but to pee in the dreaded cup. I had the perfect new job lined up, but even after a month of non-use, cranberry juice chugging and niacin poppin, I was still peeing dirty on every practice test i took at home. With the test 2 days away, I broke down, and decided the only move was to try and pull a switch with some fake urine.

I bought some U-pass fake urine and spent the evening practicing and refining my delivery method. I didn't want to spend money on one of those fake dick rigs, so i had to get a little creative. I rigged up my own little "dick belt" that was basically a water balloon with a small bit of plastic tubing. The flow was right, and the temperature was good, my biggest problem was leakage, which took a little duct tape engineering to fix. The actual execution was a little awkward, but somehow i pulled it off.

The Company called an hour ago, guess who passed???? Going to dispensary right now to buy some celebration dabs

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neosapien said:

Can I see a pic of your fake dick for research purposes? Can I see a pic of your real dick for comparison purposes?

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awarestrain2 said:

I recently found myself laid off and in need of a new job, and so I had no option but to pee in the dreaded cup. I had the perfect new job lined up, but even after a month of non-use, cranberry juice chugging and niacin poppin, I was still peeing dirty on every practice test i took at home. With the test 2 days away, I broke down, and decided the only move was to try and pull a switch with some fake urine.

I bought some U-pass fake urine and spent the evening practicing and refining my delivery method. I didn't want to spend money on one of those fake dick rigs, so i had to get a little creative. I rigged up my own little "dick belt" that was basically a water balloon with a small bit of plastic tubing. The flow was right, and the temperature was good, my biggest problem was leakage, which took a little duct tape engineering to fix. The actual execution was a little awkward, but somehow i pulled it off.

The Company called an hour ago, guess who passed???? Going to dispensary right now to buy some celebration dabs

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shrxhky420 said:

I'm more concerned about the leakage. I assume it was anal leakage, hence the duct tape.
You mentioned pulling it off... did it rip the skin off? Taint there anymore?
Tyler is right. Next time poop in the cup, works everytime

SH420

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cannabineer said:

There's a reason it's called fuct tape

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Blue Wizard said:

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