Extremist group Proud Boys, wilts

Fogdog said:
If you ever faced off with those guys you'd know they aren't a joke.

Not even one bit.

We have poked fun at them and made them look ridiculous and impotent at their rallies but they are not a joke.
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I'm sorry but no, they are a fucking joke.
 
Fogdog said:
Some highlights from the new version of the Proud Boys bylaws written by the new white supremacist leader, Jason Lee Van Dyke.

The initiation beat-in:

Once probationer has responded in such a manner as to ensure that the probationer understands the second degree and the implications thereof, the probationer shall be surrounded by a minimum of five brothers, instructed to stand with his arms at his sides with his hands protecting his genitals, and to recite the Fraternity together with the supervising brother.

Immediately after reciting the Fraternity Creed, the supervising brother shall instruct to probationer to name five breakfast cereals. At that time, the five brothers surrounding the probationer shall begin punching the probationer only in the arms and torso area of his body until such a time as he recites the names of five breakfast cereals. The supervising brother shall count the cereals aloud and the punching shall immediately cease once either(a) the fifth breakfast cereal is reached; or (b) the probationer indicates through words or actions that he is unable to continue and wishes to withdraw from the Fraternity.

Club tattoo:

The third degree of initiation shall be a tattoo stating “Proud Boy” or “Proud Boys”. The recommended format for the tattoo is attached to these bylaws as Exhibit “B” and incorporated by reference herein. The third degree is meant to symbolize the commitment of a member to truly being a brother for life


Traditions:

Creed: The Fraternity Creed is “I am a western chauvinist, and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world
Dress Code. The dress code for all brothers of the Fraternity shall be a black polo style shir twith two lines of yellow piping on the collar and the arms, long pants or jeans, and closed toeshoes or boots. Probationers shall dress in a “casual” manner, but may not wear a prohibited item.
Prohibited Items. No member of the Fraternity shall wear flip flops, fedoras, or cargo shorts at any meeting or function of the Fraternity.(g)
No Wanks. No heterosexual brother of the Fraternity shall masturbate more than one time in any calendar month.

Who is policing that? Why is the allowed interval one month? Does the one time they masturbate occur at the monthly meeting?

The new bylaws are all legal, neat, tidy and who the fuck are these people:

IT IS HEREBY RESOLVED that, on the 25th day of November, 2018, these bylaws wereADOPTED with the votes tallied as follows;
86 - Aye
35 - Nay

121 people voted? Is that the whole national organization? Was there a conference? What made those people empowered to vote on it? At least 35 people voted no to only masturbating once a month and no porn. Was Padawanbater one of those? Is he now constrained to only one act a month even if he didn't agree with the bylaws?

Finally, from this article: https://splinternews.com/proud-boys-failed-to-redact-their-new-dumb-bylaws-and-a-1830700905

The dumbshits doxxed themselves. They released a version of the bylaws that claimed to be redacted except when you highlight the redacted text that listed the names of the Proud Boys Elders, you can read their names:

Harry Fox, Heath Hair, Enrique Tarrio, Patrick William Roberts, Joshua Hall, Timothy Kelly, Luke Rofhling, and Rufio Panman.

OK, so maybe that list is a prank. I only said they were violent, racist jerks, not humorless violent racist jerks. Harry Fox, Heath Hair and Rufio Panman are pretty funny names.
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5 breakfast cereals?? ffs... nothing says tough guy like screaming "lucky charms" and "fruit loops" while getting jumped-in to a "fraternity"..

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Fogdog said:
Some highlights from the new version of the Proud Boys bylaws written by the new white supremacist leader, Jason Lee Van Dyke.

The initiation beat-in:

Once probationer has responded in such a manner as to ensure that the probationer understands the second degree and the implications thereof, the probationer shall be surrounded by a minimum of five brothers, instructed to stand with his arms at his sides with his hands protecting his genitals, and to recite the Fraternity together with the supervising brother.

Immediately after reciting the Fraternity Creed, the supervising brother shall instruct to probationer to name five breakfast cereals. At that time, the five brothers surrounding the probationer shall begin punching the probationer only in the arms and torso area of his body until such a time as he recites the names of five breakfast cereals. The supervising brother shall count the cereals aloud and the punching shall immediately cease once either(a) the fifth breakfast cereal is reached; or (b) the probationer indicates through words or actions that he is unable to continue and wishes to withdraw from the Fraternity.

Club tattoo:

The third degree of initiation shall be a tattoo stating “Proud Boy” or “Proud Boys”. The recommended format for the tattoo is attached to these bylaws as Exhibit “B” and incorporated by reference herein. The third degree is meant to symbolize the commitment of a member to truly being a brother for life


Traditions:

Creed: The Fraternity Creed is “I am a western chauvinist, and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world
Dress Code. The dress code for all brothers of the Fraternity shall be a black polo style shir twith two lines of yellow piping on the collar and the arms, long pants or jeans, and closed toeshoes or boots. Probationers shall dress in a “casual” manner, but may not wear a prohibited item.
Prohibited Items. No member of the Fraternity shall wear flip flops, fedoras, or cargo shorts at any meeting or function of the Fraternity.(g)
No Wanks. No heterosexual brother of the Fraternity shall masturbate more than one time in any calendar month.

Who is policing that? Why is the allowed interval one month? Does the one time they masturbate occur at the monthly meeting?

The new bylaws are all legal, neat, tidy and who the fuck are these people:

IT IS HEREBY RESOLVED that, on the 25th day of November, 2018, these bylaws wereADOPTED with the votes tallied as follows;
86 - Aye
35 - Nay

121 people voted? Is that the whole national organization? Was there a conference? What made those people empowered to vote on it? At least 35 people voted no to only masturbating once a month and no porn. Was Padawanbater one of those? Is he now constrained to only one act a month even if he didn't agree with the bylaws?

Finally, from this article: https://splinternews.com/proud-boys-failed-to-redact-their-new-dumb-bylaws-and-a-1830700905

The dumbshits doxxed themselves. They released a version of the bylaws that claimed to be redacted except when you highlight the redacted text that listed the names of the Proud Boys Elders, you can read their names:

Harry Fox, Heath Hair, Enrique Tarrio, Patrick William Roberts, Joshua Hall, Timothy Kelly, Luke Rofhling, and Rufio Panman.

OK, so maybe that list is a prank. I only said they were violent, racist jerks, not humorless violent racist jerks. Harry Fox, Heath Hair and Rufio Panman are pretty funny names.
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Fogdog said:
Some highlights from the new version of the Proud Boys bylaws written by the new white supremacist leader, Jason Lee Van Dyke.

The initiation beat-in:

Once probationer has responded in such a manner as to ensure that the probationer understands the second degree and the implications thereof, the probationer shall be surrounded by a minimum of five brothers, instructed to stand with his arms at his sides with his hands protecting his genitals, and to recite the Fraternity together with the supervising brother.

Immediately after reciting the Fraternity Creed, the supervising brother shall instruct to probationer to name five breakfast cereals. At that time, the five brothers surrounding the probationer shall begin punching the probationer only in the arms and torso area of his body until such a time as he recites the names of five breakfast cereals. The supervising brother shall count the cereals aloud and the punching shall immediately cease once either(a) the fifth breakfast cereal is reached; or (b) the probationer indicates through words or actions that he is unable to continue and wishes to withdraw from the Fraternity.

Club tattoo:

The third degree of initiation shall be a tattoo stating “Proud Boy” or “Proud Boys”. The recommended format for the tattoo is attached to these bylaws as Exhibit “B” and incorporated by reference herein. The third degree is meant to symbolize the commitment of a member to truly being a brother for life


Traditions:

Creed: The Fraternity Creed is “I am a western chauvinist, and I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world
Dress Code. The dress code for all brothers of the Fraternity shall be a black polo style shir twith two lines of yellow piping on the collar and the arms, long pants or jeans, and closed toeshoes or boots. Probationers shall dress in a “casual” manner, but may not wear a prohibited item.
Prohibited Items. No member of the Fraternity shall wear flip flops, fedoras, or cargo shorts at any meeting or function of the Fraternity.(g)
No Wanks. No heterosexual brother of the Fraternity shall masturbate more than one time in any calendar month.

Who is policing that? Why is the allowed interval one month? Does the one time they masturbate occur at the monthly meeting?

The new bylaws are all legal, neat, tidy and who the fuck are these people:

IT IS HEREBY RESOLVED that, on the 25th day of November, 2018, these bylaws wereADOPTED with the votes tallied as follows;
86 - Aye
35 - Nay

121 people voted? Is that the whole national organization? Was there a conference? What made those people empowered to vote on it? At least 35 people voted no to only masturbating once a month and no porn. Was Padawanbater one of those? Is he now constrained to only one act a month even if he didn't agree with the bylaws?

Finally, from this article: https://splinternews.com/proud-boys-failed-to-redact-their-new-dumb-bylaws-and-a-1830700905

The dumbshits doxxed themselves. They released a version of the bylaws that claimed to be redacted except when you highlight the redacted text that listed the names of the Proud Boys Elders, you can read their names:

Harry Fox, Heath Hair, Enrique Tarrio, Patrick William Roberts, Joshua Hall, Timothy Kelly, Luke Rofhling, and Rufio Panman.

OK, so maybe that list is a prank. I only said they were violent, racist jerks, not humorless violent racist jerks. Harry Fox, Heath Hair and Rufio Panman are pretty funny names.
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abandonconflict said:
In his defense, I heard his penis doesn't work, so probably not much autoservice...
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He said it still worked but he couldn't keep it up when fucking a real woman's vagina. He said his syndrome is called the dead hand. I wonder if Proud Boys consider using a silicone rubber vagina masturbation?
 
If you read the book you learn the M.O. as to how Vice as a magazine became. It was that ethos that got him kicked off of a magazine he helped found. He took that bullshit insecurity, veiled over bias male empowerment, and it imploded when shit got too heavy. No shit. He had his time when he could make money making people laugh due to the subversive, in your face, shock gonzo journalism. When that went away and was replaced with fanaticism... initiations, beat ins, tattoos, bs culture. I'd like to say that's the last we will hear from him, but being addicted to his own ego, … where else have I heard of others in power addicted to their own ego?... Any news is good news, if you get in front of it... (where else do we seem to see this)….

like I said, I'm here for the weed.
as others note, about a pound.

peace.
 
CoolDiskoDan said:
If you read the book you learn the M.O. as to how Vice as a magazine became. It was that ethos that got him kicked off of a magazine he helped found. He took that bullshit insecurity, veiled over bias male empowerment, and it imploded when shit got too heavy. No shit. He had his time when he could make money making people laugh due to the subversive, in your face, shock gonzo journalism. When that went away and was replaced with fanaticism... initiations, beat ins, tattoos, bs culture. I'd like to say that's the last we will hear from him, but being addicted to his own ego, … where else have I heard of others in power addicted to their own ego?... Any news is good news, if you get in front of it... (where else do we seem to see this)….

like I said, I'm here for the weed.
as others note, about a pound.

peace.
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I just might borrow a copy of that book from the library for a good read this winter. Not sure if I want to spend the time learning more about McInnes.

I'd rather just dismiss him as a shock jock media figure too. Except his goons have been flying in to Portland and menacing people. A few slashings in a light rail transit car, a seemingly endless series of outsiders coming to our town to project white power, spread fear and hate and seeing people get beat up to the point of being hospitalized with a cracked skull by his goons makes me less ambivalent. Maybe he started out wanting to become another radio personality but his brand of testosterone-fueled rhetoric is being used and channeled by the racist, radical right. He's more of a political figure to me than a media celebrity.
 
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