Drug test

I'm taking a drug test for an employer tomorrow which was sprung on me today, I seen so much shit back and forth on what will work and won't work, I'm going to at my dad piss in something I can stash under my nuts about a half hour to an hour before I probably have to take it, my question is will that keep it warm with kind of plastic bottles won't work, any help will be greatly appreciated I've been unemployed for a few months I was told there wasn't going to be a drug test and now there is and I need this job to help support my family, if I was told a few weeks ago there would have been a drug test I would have stopped smoking

The temperature is very important, to hot or to cold is a fail, and they will make you piss again.
Get a fish tank stick temp gauge n put it on the bottle , n a heating pack, practice practice practice. Take room temp piss n heat it with the pack, above the proper temp
And figure out your time window .

Also flood your system Incase u fuck up the piss swap, if your test is early am , wake up really early n start drinking n pissing , if you piss in the cup yourself , the start of the piss goes into the toilet, mid stream goes into the cup.
Start n finish will have more toxins.

BigHornBuds said:

The temperature is very important, to hot or to cold is a fail, and they will make you piss again.
Get a fish tank stick temp gauge n put it on the bottle , n a heating pack, practice practice practice. Take room temp piss n heat it with the pack, above the proper temp
And figure out your time window .

Also flood your system Incase u fuck up the piss swap, if your test is early am , wake up really early n start drinking n pissing , if you piss in the cup yourself , the start of the piss goes into the toilet, mid stream goes into the cup.
Start n finish will have more toxins.

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Thanks im going to start practicing, I bought a regular thermometer, will that work? So what I was thinking because I believe I'll have total privacy is to have my pop piss in the bottle before I walk in put it under my nuts and just have the hand warmer just in case because I'm going to stick the thermometer in it to check the temperature before I pour it in the cup, straight from him into the bottle and under my nuts, LOL, do you think that should stay close because obviously if it isn't warm enough I'll crack open the hand warmers in the bathroom and adjust as I need to, what kind of bottle would not work, it's kinda think plastic, if there are other little travel bottles in Walmart I might try them

It's probably too late. But I reccomended the wizinator. Works everytime. Great to have on hand.

Grab a handwarmer and use an elastic band to hold it on, or what i used to do was blast my defroster on it as i drove there, for future reference Ultra Pure synthetic urine works great and comes with the handwarmer and elastic, ive passed DEA tests with it

Some cheaper places use the temp strips on the outside and u can just heat it up with ur breath beforeu walk out hah

Yeah it is too late for that stuff, thanks though, I think I got everything down, just concerned about what time of bottle, worried about being able to warm up certain type of bottles

Oh and can u use a regular thermometer, ones you use orally