Don't Let Anyone Have Your Phone

Oldguyrealy

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Woman at Church wanted to see a picture.

I found the picture on my phone and gave it to her. Next thing I know she is flipping through pictures.

Stopped at one.

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Don't tell me, let me guess: She either found your porn pix and
called your wife, or she found your grow pix and called the DEA?

No she knows who my wife works for and is a neighbor.

Wouldn't do no good to call DEA because I'm legal.

Just our pastor has been really putting down Weed and she seen this.
 
Wouldn't do no good to call DEA because I'm legal.
At the DEA/Federal level you're not legal.
I dunno why pastors/religious types put down smoke.
Maybe it's what Mencken calls: “Puritanism: The haunting
fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”

Rastas don't tho. rasta emoji.png
 
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Had a phone ringing one day. It was another guy's. I was trying to figure out how to answer it and got pictures. Seems he had been sexting with a girl.

Interesting.
 
Pastor. You want to be a Deacon? You don't know my past.

Look at Paul.

I'm still employed by the Federal Government even though I can no longer do my Job.

Can't hear, lost use of one Arm and got the Cancer stuff.

Asked about it no you let the young guys do it.
 
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