Hahaha..I live an hour away from the moonshine capitol of the world..fanklin county va...all those moonshiner shows are filmed near here..infact my buddys dad is friends with the redheaded cop from the v.a.b.c. from the first season..and the 'nip joint' bust on that show was 2 blocks from my old house(coincidentally right across the street from the dope/crack spot)..I've allways wanted to build a still but there's so much shine that goes around I'm not even gonna bother..apple,peach brandy,green apple(taste like jolly rancher!),strawberry,pure white ligtning,oaked whiskey,scotch..all available at a reasonable price..20 a quart usually...
'Itll get ya there,it'll get ya there quicker..taking big sips of that good corn liquor!'
(It also aids in the laying of lsd..)
Nice post bro! Some people could def benifit...they sell ready made countertop distillers at the growshop near here..you can take flat beer or old wine and distill the alcohol out on your stove and countertop..steinbecks 'cannery row' comes to mind whenever I think of this...