DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana

TBoneJack

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #1

The DEA has just confirmed that it's comprised of a bunch of fucking idiots.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...ned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/

 

TBoneJack

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #2

The DEA's new face of opposition to marijuana:

 

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AlecTheGardener

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #3

I wonder if the plants were even flowering when they hiked in and ruined someone's summer. I bet a dollar they weren't even flowering.

If they were flowering how the fuck did the rabbit decarboxylate the bud before he ate it? Or was the rabbit more of a roll your own type? How does a rabbit roll with no thumbs?

 

TBoneJack

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #4

The funniest part was:

"I deal in facts. I deal in science," said special agent Matt Fairbanks, who's been working in the state for a decade. He is member of the "marijuana eradication" team in Utah. Some of his colleagues in Georgia recently achieved notoriety by raiding a retiree's garden and seizing a number of okra plants.

 

dbkick

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #5

Can't be any worse then the junkied up wallabes down under now can it?
They're getting high on the opium poppies and running crop circles in the fields until they pass out.

 

desert dude

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #6

Elmer Fudd is a narc? Who knew?

 

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NoDrama

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• Mar 2, 2015

• #7

Thats funny, the DEA agent should go work at the Onion.

 

Rob Roy

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #8

AlecTheGardener said:

I wonder if the plants were even flowering when they hiked in and ruined someone's summer. I bet a dollar they weren't even flowering.

If they were flowering how the fuck did the rabbit decarboxylate the bud before he ate it? Or was the rabbit more of a roll your own type? How does a rabbit roll with no thumbs?

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My experience has been many rabbits prefer a smoking jacket and a pipe.

 

overgrowem

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #9

AlecTheGardener said:

I wonder if the plants were even flowering when they hiked in and ruined someone's summer. I bet a dollar they weren't even flowering.

If they were flowering how the fuck did the rabbit decarboxylate the bud before he ate it? Or was the rabbit more of a roll your own type? How does a rabbit roll with no thumbs?

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He was a tongue roller.

 

overgrowem

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #10

What do u reckon this guys salary is??......With munchies it could be "Day of the Lepus"..... Certainly looks like their talking points are being whittled down. Soon it'll be "because I'm UR mom and I said so"....

 

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schuylaar

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #11

desert dude said:

Elmer Fudd is a narc? Who knew?

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i've always suspected this..

 

ODanksta

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #12

And I thought Texas was bad..

 

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schuylaar

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #13

TBoneJack said:

The DEA has just confirmed that it's comprised of a bunch of fucking idiots.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...ned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/

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cops are thieves that didn't make the cut.

 

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schuylaar

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #14

nordic dwarf bunny

 

UncleBuck

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #15

stoned rabbits?

you're welcome, rabbits.

 

ODanksta

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• Mar 3, 2015

• #16

schuylaar said:

nordic dwarf bunny

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Nothing looks dwarf about that rabbit... lol

 

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NoDrama

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• Mar 4, 2015

• #17

 

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bluto392

Active Member

• Mar 7, 2015

• #18

I hope someone openly laughed when he said he was all about science and fact

 

WeedFreak78

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• Mar 8, 2015

• #19

overgrowem said:

What do u reckon this guys salary is??......With munchies it could be "Day of the Lepus"..... Certainly looks like their talking points are being whittled down. Soon it'll be "because I'm UR mom and I said so"....

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Awesome obscure reference! completely forgot about this movie..Oh and its "Night of the Lepus".

Aww man we're so high and out of munchies...

 

overgrowem

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• Mar 8, 2015

• #20

bluto392 said:

I hope someone openly laughed when he said he was all about science and fact

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This is nothing. Gave a heads up on the Allard vs. the Queen trial over at Cannabis Culture ( read the tweets last to first), Don't know if U can recover past days, Fri. should still be avail. Can't say how things will go next week , but Wed., Th., Fri. of last week were an absolute scream. I doubt if the Feds. can AGAIN be matched for such inept buffoonery, but it'll be int. to see.

 

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