Craziest shit you have ever done

urmother

urmother

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I was 13.jacked my mothers jeep and picked up some friends.why we smoked about 4 blunts in the car and went some party.i had to drive home very stoned.goodtimes

Please share your stories
 
In my dafter times I was on this bendy road with a friend in my old bmw wearing no seatbelts, just a small ride to show off the car and all that jazz :) It was a rear wheel drive and after speeding it up and doing some half donuts on the side of the road we started driving back.

As I was approaching the last big bend at around 100km I thought it was a great idea to turn the steering wheel late on purpose so we have some ass wobbling going on with the car. I said "look what I`m gonna do now"... "go on dude"<--- Fucking idiots lol

I wasn`t really thinking, I just did it. I turned the wheel right hard and as soon as I did the car swung across the road and we almost hit a van coming the next way at around 100 himself. As you can imagine I was jerking the wheel left for dear life at this point and almost went off the road on the other side and hit the trees! Jerking it right again made it to the center of the road and just looking forward holding onto the steering now, no acceleration, car slowing down.... Realisation.... :D

"You controlled it well"

"Yeah that was fucking scary"

And we just drove back laughing.... This made me really feel for everybody who suffered a car crash in their irresponsible drivind days it just shows how easy it can happen....

Lesson well learnt :)
 
beat a cops ass one nite because i was drunk and he was arresting a friend on a minor comsumption the cop said to me to ''back up bitch''and i was drunk and started to bomb on him.that was a one way ticket to prison my friends.18 years old did 7 years for that.cop was a bitch that night
 
I was 16, took mother's car, went to dunkin donuts with a few buddies where a friend worked. This guy commits suicide by jumping off a building and lands a meter away form the car, with his head cracked open.

So we walk out loaded with boxes of donuts, look at the cops, and leave quietly.
It was around 2 am.

crazy experience ..
 
urmother said:
Ive acualy seen some skinny white kid run into grocery store and take 36 pack of coors
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lol that reminds me, in the street before mines there was these thug kids i knew who always jacked the corner store for 36 packs haha
they will run with em back to their neighborhood. Craziest shit i done,..... hmm i done so much shit and some i cant say on here but ill tell ya
i use to go with my friends to this asian mall in china town and we will do some stupid ass shit like throw stuff at ppl, pick fights and one time we threw
a ball from the xmas tree at a asian cops head that was bald lmao!! it bounced so perfect out his head, so he spotted us and he chased us all around the mall n outside n he couldnt catch us hahahahaha i was about 14,15
he didnt call back up or anything. srry for the poor gramar,blame the kush!
 
and to the above, peacefulkid 1992 sent me a visitor message and said "Lol i dont think u could hold still an automatic weapon! haha!"...to be clear it was mounted to the main gun of an M1A1.
 
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