Don't worry about the worms, they'll eat the the excess carbohydrates and proteins that the plant makes to combat the damage from microwave radiation. I would be much more worried about pulling the plants out of the rooting medium. Think of the plant as a squirrel and you'll know what Im talking about,
Third, I would think very seriously about what type of headgear are you wearing when your plants can see you. I mean is it a toque, a baseball cap, or maybe a western-style cowboy hat; this makes a big difference in how your plant perceive you.
Finally, I think you should worry more about upper-level disturbances in the force and much, much less about the cut flower lobby entrenching itself in the power corridors of Washington D.C. Good Luck
