It's almost October, @Clayton Bigsby time to come home!
Clayton Bigsby
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KLITE
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Clayton only comes when people start making threads or saying how much hes missed. Then we get to feel like oh his almightyness has blessed us with his holier than though presence.
I for one like it.
EDIT: and of it i approve. If you dont like the Bigsby you can git awt!
I for one like it.
EDIT: and of it i approve. If you dont like the Bigsby you can git awt!
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Blue Wizard
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Woogie Boogie!
KLITE
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Post a pic of your favourite rig(if you dare) and ill post mine.
Plus in our current socioecnomic environment, how would you feel about this app:
An app where all your stoner friends who possess that app have a profile and you can create groups where if someone pushes a sync (synchronasation) button you are asking if anyone elsein that group is willing to synchronize a bong hit. If someone(or someones) is/are they type a B on the group and the following willing to sync members post the following letters to spell out B O N G. Once a member types in the G the hit takes place. Hence stoner not in the same physical location can take a bong hit at the same time hence feeling closer together, thourhg cannabis.
there could also be a feature to randomly have a sync bong with a random person who also happens to have pressed the sync button in the last x minutes and if you successfully completed a bong sync with that person you get the option to cat and who knows swap stashes and the like.
I personally thin its a pretty good idea. I mean i just recently grasped the concept of what a phone app is usefull for thats the first thing of use that came into my head.
SYNC SENSE
Connecting stoners.
ps.: The above stated idea is inteletcual property® of KLITE®. Yopu do anything even remotely similar youre gonna have KARMA® messing up your life til you voluntarily choose to jump into a mexican filled to the brim multigenerational out house.
pss: Yes youre correct KARMA®, IS INDEED MY BITCH!
Metasynth
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But...I love ALL my children. I cannot play favorites tonight.
Apps? synchronized bonghits?
I'm gonna take another dab....
Metasynth
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A...?
Metasynth
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Most people in the world who use cannabis don't even know what Dabs are.
We are a minority here.
Don't be jealous of my 17 rigs....I'd gladly share my collection with you
Alienwidow
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That fuckin prick wont even return my calls. He is a busy guy but really he crossing the line into becoming a buttdart champ lately.
Last time i saw him he was about to beat an old guy to death with a hammer and the old guy deserved it. It was so funny to watch. The old guy was being the biggest prick and clayton would turn his back and get so mad and say to me,"im gonna smash that fuckers head through the wall if he says one more thing." Then id say man, relax, hes old and stuff, ya just gotta let that shit roll off your back. Hed relax for like five minutes and then the old guy would say something else and hed be turn bright red and fucking lose it again. Baaaahahahahhaaaaaa!!!
I remember a time when me and my buddy were going to jump him and hold him down and make him tell us some info that hed been holding out on us....we tried and clayton beat the hell out of three of us. Hes one tough sob.
Bigsby, if you read this in the next couple days come the fuck over. I have your favorite, a bottle of fourty creek. And you still havent helped me fix that fence that you made me buy all that lumber for. You know how i party, i bought four bottles and ill save that one till last but its going to get drank eventually.
KLITE
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Ive started selling to mates really cheap rigs for 20 euro (all they gotta do is get a torch and croche needle) slowly getting onto it....
Im getting a Hank hill rig blown especially for me man. Imagin a hank hill holding a propane tank under one arm(where nail joint would be) and holding a beer close to his torso on the other and smoke out of his head. Pretty fucking epic right?
Be careful, he is Clayton after all!
