Canadians?

Hey,
I'm not a lumberjack, or a Furtrader,
and I don't live in an igloo,
or eat blubber
or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a prime minister... not a president,
I speak English and French, not American
and I pronounce it About, not A-boot.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing,
diversity not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

A toque is a hat,
a chesterfield is a couch,
and it IS pronounced Zed,
not Zee... ZED!!
Canada is the 2nd largest land mass,
the 1st nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

My name is Joe...
and...I......AM......CANADIAN!

Thank you.
 
how a boot it A..............im playin im thinkin about headin north. hows it looking for an american trying to make it around vancover? rent? jobs?
 
how a boot it A. im kidding. im thinking about moving north how is it in vancover for an american trying to make it? rent? jobs?
 
I dunno. I live near Toronto. I do know that Vansterdam is a very expensive place to live though.
 
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