man, i get an image of a dude sighing over last year's stump, and it's so sad. i mean, i'm doing the "is it growing yet?" dance everyday myself with my veg seeds but you know, pretty sure those are comin up....
you gots to do better than that. i was thinking more like "Runner" or "Billy the Third".
and hey, you shouldn't run wi scissors, mang. or fall asleep onto them.
I was going to go with "Billy the Goat", Or "Leggy".
I don't think he'll be too upset, he'll just plant another, or get some clones from me and work with that.
But his state of mind right now is, "it's still green, that means it is still alive". I told him once already what
will happen, I tried the same exact thing he's doing, when I was 16, 18 years ago, and just ended up planting
new ones. Now when the subject comes up, I nod and smile. Occasional thumbs up. He's thinking about doing
something indoors, and my only knowledge on that, is what I have researched. He thinks he will get away with
no ventilation in the closet he plans to use, and no odor control. I tried to tell him he needs both, he said he
doesn't, so I guess he will have to learn the hard way on that too. I feel sorry for him kind of. I told him to at
least buy a DVD first before he starts, or I'll burn a copy of the one I have on the way, and give that to him.
It'd be a shame if he spends a bunch of money, and fails at it all because of lack of research.
btw, best advise, do not run with scissors. It is frowned upon.