Can I get some money?

neosapien

Well-Known Member
So my daughter was in Macy's with my wife last week and she walked into a display stand and cut her toe. Pretty normal kid thing to do. My wife asked for a bandaid from an employee and the employee took her info down and that was that. But now someone has called me twice and sent a letter asking if everything is OK. Could I theoretically get money from this? Would I have to sue? Will they just throw some money at me to make me go away? Just curious really…
 

charface

Well-Known Member
A dude "fell off a ladder" when he worked for me. I heard the ladder and when I discovered him still on the ground I said.
"maybe today better be your last day"

Couldn't get away with that today
But I was sure he pushed the ladder and laid on the ground.

He collected unemployment for a while at least.
 

meangreengrowinmachine

Well-Known Member
It's a big name chain and your kid is too adorable to put on the news. They'll settle out of court for $10K easy. Just have the doctor put her on antibiotics in case of infection.
Ohhh...I'm suing y'all! Ohh, I'm hurt...ohh my neck! My back! My neck and my back! Ohh...I want a hundred and fifty THOUSAND! But we can settle out of court right now, for twenty bucks.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
So my daughter was in Macy's with my wife last week and she walked into a display stand and cut her toe. Pretty normal kid thing to do. My wife asked for a bandaid from an employee and the employee took her info down and that was that. But now someone has called me twice and sent a letter asking if everything is OK. Could I theoretically get money from this? Would I have to sue? Will they just throw some money at me to make me go away? Just curious really…
There's toe cash in this for you if you play your little darling piggy-bank right

 
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