Call the #riuhistorian

tyler.durden said:
A bored young man who wasn't really accomplished at anything started another one-starred thread that was immediately reported as spam...

#riuhistorianassistant
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We can turn it into a five star ........I saw you through the bushes today Tyler walking all proud with your bow in hand a doobie of strawberry you were puffin and either a cheap bottle if whiskey in your back pocket ...or a rather large dildo ....either way I will dodge your arrows ......sorry OP your thread sucks ass and Tyler promised to kill me with a bow so I'm holding him to it .....see you around durden ..........I'm flipping you off rite now
 
Resinhound said:
Maybe I'm just old, but what does this Bullshit even mean?
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Some folks reach the crossroads sooner than later.
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Indacouch said:
We can turn it into a five star ........I saw you through the bushes today Tyler walking all proud with your bow in hand a doobie of strawberry you were puffin and either a cheap bottle if whiskey in your back pocket ...or a rather large dildo ....either way I will dodge your arrows ......sorry OP your thread sucks ass and Tyler promised to kill me with a bow so I'm holding him to it .....see you around durden ..........I'm flipping you off rite now
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Won't be long now, dude. Prepare your anus...


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Indacouch said:
Oh anus is prepared and now I shall expose you for the expert shooter you are ..........
Our friend durden is the shooter in this video
Enjoy


Oh and fuck you Tyler ....I took a shit on your lawn this morning and wiped my ass with the end of your garden hose ..........still flipping you off
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Indacouch said:
Oh anus is prepared and now I shall expose you for the expert shooter you are ..........
Our friend durden is the shooter in this video
Enjoy


Oh and fuck you Tyler ....I took a shit on your lawn this morning and wiped my ass with the end of your garden hose ..........still flipping you off
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Just to clarify, I HATED that dude. He pissed me off right before that show. Do you see what you're in store for? I destroy my enemy's eyes, in your case I'm putting my arrow in your brown eye. Plus, he was russian, so...

Also, that wasn't my lawn. I like to stay at the homes of my victims for a week after they're dead, part of my M.O. It's more disrespectful that way. I'm gonna live at your place for a month after I do you...
 
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