I wish I knew was row plod was....If I knew that it would all make sense, does it mean police? The plants stem got snapped? or pictures got snapped? Being in touch meaning they will talk to you soon. busted.
They have a fantastically filthy language, the etymology is really fun. For example, I never use the C*** word; instead, "minge" has a nice ring to it and is far more descriptive.