Build a $20 Clone Maching

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weed4cash

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:-PWeed4Cash $20 Cloning Machine:-P

Supplies you will need:
2 shop lights with a clamp on them. Garage sale $2
Huge tote $7
Floresent lights $4
Timer and three adaper plug $7


timer.jpgcoffee sand.jpgtote.jpg

clamp.jpg3 adapter plug.jpgcompact-fluorescent.jpg

Ok, Imma go smoke some pot and then we will build. Stay tuned!:leaf:

Ok, damn I'm high right now. I never should have smoked the Bubble Gum nug.

ok...shit...I need some coffee.

alright. Let's build.

This was my cloning machine from last summer. Follow directions exactly.

1. Clamp the shop light on the coffee can. The weight of the sand in the coffee can will keep it from falling down.

2. put both shop lights and cans into your tote. One can on each side of the tote.

3. Plug the shop lights into the multi plug and plug the multi plug into the timer.

4. set timer for 16 hours on and 8 hours off.

Now you need to find some 2 liter pop bottles. One bottle for every clone you would like to make.
You will be cutting these bottles in half and putting the clones in the pop bottles then taping the pop bottles shut.
You need to get the dirt moist NOT SOAKING just moist. So water your pot let it sit for a while and drain a bit, then insert your clone. If you bought good dirt like I told you to, then do not use cloning jel.
Supplies you will need:plant in bottle.jpg

Pop bottles
Small pots of plant starter dirt from Menards or Wal-Mart. your pots must be small enough to fit in the pop bottles

good dirt.jpgSee all the white pearl light? This is GOOD dirt from the store. You need good dirt to grow clones. Bad dirt will result in failure. Buy the best dirt you can find. It SHOULD say, Starter SEED dirt. It should have a lot of white in it. Please don't make your own. It's harder then you think and it's best if the clones just get the store bought stuff. Trust some one who has tried it all. Save your money and just get the starter dirt for like five or six bucks. Worth the money and much less mess then making your own.

Ok that is it. Put the pots in the pop bottles and tape them up. Place them in your cloning machine for two weeks and do not water at all! They will wilt a bit but they will spring right back so don't worry. You must see ROOTS before you can remove them. Some plants clone quicker then others. If you don't see roots on them yet leave them for another week.

Never water! OVER watering is the number one cause of ALL clone failure. Moisten the dirt before putting your clone in the dirt. Then just leave the clones alone in the cloning machine for two weeks.

Let me know how it goes!

 
Shouldn't the timer recommendation be 18/6 not 16/8?

I've read that 16/8 will work, but 18/6 seems to be what most
seem to recommend to use.
 
What kind of name is RAW BUD??? all bud is RAW ya dumb fucker. If you don't like my tutorial then there are plenty others to look at.

You are probebly just mad because some one sold you a piece of paper and told you it was pay-per view.

lol
 
There is no need for timer with cloners, I use a single cfl for my 12 site 24/0 with great results. Save your $ and don't use one, now you have a $15 cloner, lol
 
If money is an issue, why dont you grab a soda bottle, some dirt from your garden and leave the fucker outside, total cost $2.00 for a soda..............
 
Im not gonna get in a pissing contest here, but any idea around here is good. Some better than others. Just like Japan said, "it would work for someone strapped for cash"
You guys dont need to be so arrogant, or godlike. LOL! come on. be a little more respectfull. not all of us are avid growers and/or born with a silver spoon up our ass!
 
good advice +rep
and OP dont mind the haters im sure some find your post useful +rep for taking time to share
and to the members that said things to discouraging things to op for sharing wtf
i would say more but why bother


Im not gonna get in a pissing contest here, but any idea around here is good. Some better than others. Just like Japan said, "it would work for someone strapped for cash"
You guys dont need to be so arrogant, or godlike. LOL! come on. be a little more respectfull. not all of us are avid growers and/or born with a silver spoon up our ass!
 
Im not gonna get in a pissing contest here, but any idea around here is good. Some better than others. Just like Japan said, "it would work for someone strapped for cash"
You guys dont need to be so arrogant, or godlike. LOL! come on. be a little more respectfull. not all of us are avid growers and/or born with a silver spoon up our ass!

I dont believe i was born with anything up my ass either so we on a par there, as for your comment, i know that cost is a consideration but lets be honest here, if you cant afford to do things properly, why bother at all, it becomes more of a headache than a success, the reality is growing under lights in hydro or soil costs money, if i came across as being arrogant, apologies, it was meant in a scarcastic tone, not to offend anyone, but this really cant be called a cloning machine, its a very cheap method thats all.
 
good advice +rep
and OP dont mind the haters im sure some find your post useful +rep for taking time to share
and to the members that said things to discouraging things to op for sharing wtf
i would say more but why bother

oh why dont you grab a tissue, a coke and stfu you sook. Come on man, it sorta gets old, what is this site, a forum to learn real and proven techniques on growing or the budget buyers guide to the obvious.........This aint ebay ffs.
 
Slow down guys, everyone has a slip of the tongue every now and then except on a forum it's hard to rectify a bad comment or slur as easily as in person. Everyone has a point.

NOW I HAVE RUN OUT OF HERB AND I AM CONSIDERING SCRAPING THE PIPE JUST TO GET STONED.........................AAAARRGH!!!!!!!!!!

i AM HANGING MUDDERFUGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
let me clear my throat!!! WTF is all this hate about r8r clearly is a nube and all you cats come in here and tell him fuck off and shit like that.. how bout this bitches! why dont you all take your own advise and go fuck eachother?? he didnt ask for you bullshit remarks.. hes just a misguided budget grower that obviously needs alittle help...
 
you obviously have no ideal what this site is about and i doubt u will be here long enough to find out your right this shit gets old and im referring to your shit

oh why dont you grab a tissue, a coke and stfu you sook. Come on man, it sorta gets old, what is this site, a forum to learn real and proven techniques on growing or the budget buyers guide to the obvious.........This aint ebay ffs.
 
only one that needs to slow the fuck down is the guy who posted before but good advice
and sorry for your outage

Slow down guys, everyone has a slip of the tongue every now and then except on a forum it's hard to rectify a bad comment or slur as easily as in person. Everyone has a point.

NOW I HAVE RUN OUT OF HERB AND I AM CONSIDERING SCRAPING THE PIPE JUST TO GET STONED.........................AAAARRGH!!!!!!!!!!

i AM HANGING MUDDERFUGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
remember this fab goosfraba!!!

sorry i flashed people i just get a little ticked when i see needless nube bashing... try some positive guidence next time!!!
 
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