brilliant strategy to combat global warming

since we now know from the commie global warming crowd that breathing is pollution, i developed a brilliant plan to save the planet. tax the shit out of all gyms, sports teams, polates classes and everything that causes a persons breathig to increase.

govt.- so sir, you enjoy running?

yes i do

govt -how far would you say you ran this year

25 miles

govt okay sir you owe us $57 carbon tax

we need to convince people that being healthy is destroying the planet. plus, when you excercise you eat more food to make more energy. that means people are starving in africa because of you and farmers are having to plant/harvest more crops spewing millions of tractor carbons in the air. there are many benefits to this plan.

man, this should solve global warming in a couple years.

Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... there buddy... don't let the facts get in the way of politics.
Yeah I think the EPA fucked the dog when they declared C02 a pollutant. I mean wtf were they thinking. Think of all the wasted air in washington. We could end global warming if obama limited his speeches to less than 220 a week.

the only way that this plan would help anything is that the majority of americans (and wannabe americans) would get even fatter and even unhealthier, and then die. which would help with the gross overpopulation of the world.

ruderalis88 said:

the only way that this plan would help anything is that the majority of americans (and wannabe americans) would get even fatter and even unhealthier, and then die. which would help with the gross overpopulation of the world.

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hey, less people equals less suv's killing flowers

jeff f said:

hey, less people equals less suv's killing flowers

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exactly.

but i think you mean 'fewer', not 'less'. and it's never an apostrophe to make a plural.

yes, i'm correcting your grammar and punctuation. sorry, but i've nothing better to do just now.

ruderalis88 said:

exactly.

but i think you mean 'fewer', not 'less'. and it's never an apostrophe to make a plural.

yes, i'm correcting your grammar and punctuation. sorry, but i've nothing better to do just now.

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i would expect nothing less from a dude with the first name rude.

Ask for volunteers for our human sacrifice program.
You will get collage credit.

ilkhan said:

Ask for volunteers for our human sacrifice program.
You will get collage credit.

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yes, great additional idea.

here is how i see the plan developing. a person comes in with a grandmother with alsheimers and that old perverted uncle who used to feel up his sister at family gatherings. he would get half semester at a state university. if he can get his hands on a retarded nephew he would immediately get an upgrade to ivy league....yes, i can definitely see this working....

The human sacrifice thing really would only work well in Hawaii, I hear you need an active volcano to appease the Climate Gods.