Brick Weed

DirtyJerzey

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And NO im not smoking it. But I have always been curious of what these plants look like before all that processing.... Ive always thought, maybe its a decent strain, but it was harvest at an off time, too early or too late. Not cured correctly. Compressed to a brick. Urinated on to give that pungent odor, moved to another location, pooped on. Moved again, this time floated down a river, then dried once more. Some people had sex on it. Then, donkey backed to the U.S. Then broken down into little baggys. Then thos baggys were then sat on by a dirty un washed drug dealer. The bad kind, not YOUR drug dealer. But then that dirty drug dealer is being chased by the fuzz so he crams it up his ass. Then goes home after escaping and poops it out. Gives it a little shake to remove the poo and then back on the corner he goes.

And then here you come for your weekly re-up. And you get this funkay stinky "dank" thats uber flat.

What do yall think? Sounds about right? Any first hand experiences? Haha
 

DirtyJerzey

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hit the nail on the head man. grown some great shit from seeds from nasty stepped on, pissed on, shit on mersh...
Nice. I never wanted to try. From what I remember it was always like black seeds... But I also remember back in the day, dealing with brick weed. We use to find all weird shit in thos bricks. Pieces of twine and string was a normal. But Hair, ive seen what looked like horse hair as well. It could easily be pissed on and NO ONE would ever know. Its craaaaaaazy. Random material, cloth, rubber, there is NO quality standard with that shit.
 

Sunbiz1

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Nice. I never wanted to try. From what I remember it was always like black seeds... But I also remember back in the day, dealing with brick weed. We use to find all weird shit in thos bricks. Pieces of twine and string was a normal. But Hair, ive seen what looked like horse hair as well. It could easily be pissed on and NO ONE would ever know. Its craaaaaaazy. Random material, cloth, rubber, there is NO quality standard with that shit.
You mean like this garbage from a few years ago?...they still sell the Mexi-brick in these parts.

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DirtyJerzey

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Ahhh. Oh im sure I could still get it here, but id have to ask some Highschool kids. Thats when I was able to find it. Not that I actually looked for it.
 

DirtyJerzey

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I once grew a one gram plant from a seed from a brick. I had no idea what i was doing. Used MG soil, and just fed it tap water.... it was sad. But I did get to smoke it. It was harsh and it got me stoned for like 30 minutes. hahaha. good times. I do not call that a successful grow.
 

DirtyJerzey

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Wow, well you are making me want to find my old container of seeds I started collecting years ago. Better, come to think of it. I have friend that still buys the cheap stuff. Ill have her save me some seeds. Good stuff qwizoking!!
 

skidsteer

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I have also grown some realy good strains from seeds out of some nasty ass brick weed. Its amazinf how much you can fuck up the quality of the buds by not curing and drying properly. Not to mention all of the other bullshit they do in order to transport. I have learned just cuz the weed sucks dosent mean the seeds do!
 

skidsteer

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Believe it or not the shit is everywhere here. At least once a week someone offers to match me a bowl and they break out that shit. Just put it back in your pocket man!
 

Spanky84

Active Member
Good stuff is actually so rare in my country that you just can't pop a nice unbricked bud without atracting all kinds of unwanted atention.
 

Milovan

Well-Known Member
Brick weed is known for being one hitter quitter.
You take one hit and tastes so bad you don't want
another!

It also goes by the name
rag weed
shwag
dirt weed
ditch weed
mersh (commercial)
 
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