There's no better high than one from a bong rip.
Seriously.
This morning the cats had knocked over the cereal, or that's what I assume because when I woke up there was so much cereal on the floor it looked the eight dwarves....
umm, and i had my bong on the floor.... and when i was vaccuming it up the cord, due to the fact that it is so rediculously huge it knocked over the bong not once, but twice... and on that second time of knocking it over i heard a crack then my own voice screaming "noooooooo" because i was lost in a flash back of the last time my fuckin downpipe broke.. no, you cant even see the downpipe from the current angle, but i knew it was that damn downpipe
and when i pulled it out, it was... the middle of the downpipe, it was a diffuser too... a fuckin roor diffuser from germany, it took 2 weeks to get here. oh well, oh well, oh fuckin well. anyways. i couldn't find the replacement, so i tried wwaking and baking with a dry hit.... an unfiltered, dry, harsh, and not very potent hit. then i tried the vaporizor and i was like man... im kinda buzzed, cause that's all the vaporizor ever does.. it buzzes, buzz buzz and buzzes, its never like a good old strong potent powerful big ol' bong rip... damn damn you know they probably intentionally make downpipes break like this, the same way microsoft makes the xbox 360 destroy any CD in its CDrom if you tip the machine while its playing.
oh ya but i just figured something out, by taking electrical tape ive bound a RooR bowl, which is glass-to-glass with the opening of the RooR bong which would allow dry hits without filtration. I've taken the backend of a floater for hydroponics and taken off everything except the plastic cylinder then i've inserted one end halfway into the glass RooR bowl, not far enough that even if I were to suck very hard into the RooR bong the flame would not be sucked low enough to touch the plastic, very important I remembered the last time I had a plastic bong.. ok then I took electrical tape and wound them togather and created a temporary downpipe.
This is all in the name of a bong rip. Now I've successfully taken that bong rip. Arjan's Ultra Haze #2. It was grown hydroponically, frankly the grower was a first timer. This batch isn't as strong as the last one but its much smoother, the last patch crstyally as a fuck with like sharp Harry potter Ron's hair color-sharp red pistols all over it, and this high was painful. It hurt.
Seriously.
This morning the cats had knocked over the cereal, or that's what I assume because when I woke up there was so much cereal on the floor it looked the eight dwarves....
umm, and i had my bong on the floor.... and when i was vaccuming it up the cord, due to the fact that it is so rediculously huge it knocked over the bong not once, but twice... and on that second time of knocking it over i heard a crack then my own voice screaming "noooooooo" because i was lost in a flash back of the last time my fuckin downpipe broke.. no, you cant even see the downpipe from the current angle, but i knew it was that damn downpipeand when i pulled it out, it was... the middle of the downpipe, it was a diffuser too... a fuckin roor diffuser from germany, it took 2 weeks to get here. oh well, oh well, oh fuckin well. anyways. i couldn't find the replacement, so i tried wwaking and baking with a dry hit.... an unfiltered, dry, harsh, and not very potent hit. then i tried the vaporizor and i was like man... im kinda buzzed, cause that's all the vaporizor ever does.. it buzzes, buzz buzz and buzzes, its never like a good old strong potent powerful big ol' bong rip... damn damn you know they probably intentionally make downpipes break like this, the same way microsoft makes the xbox 360 destroy any CD in its CDrom if you tip the machine while its playing.
oh ya but i just figured something out, by taking electrical tape ive bound a RooR bowl, which is glass-to-glass with the opening of the RooR bong which would allow dry hits without filtration. I've taken the backend of a floater for hydroponics and taken off everything except the plastic cylinder then i've inserted one end halfway into the glass RooR bowl, not far enough that even if I were to suck very hard into the RooR bong the flame would not be sucked low enough to touch the plastic, very important I remembered the last time I had a plastic bong.. ok then I took electrical tape and wound them togather and created a temporary downpipe.
This is all in the name of a bong rip. Now I've successfully taken that bong rip. Arjan's Ultra Haze #2. It was grown hydroponically, frankly the grower was a first timer. This batch isn't as strong as the last one but its much smoother, the last patch crstyally as a fuck with like sharp Harry potter Ron's hair color-sharp red pistols all over it, and this high was painful. It hurt.