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neosapien said:

So I think I've mentioned before that my dad was left on the hospital doorstep at 3 days old. And then adopted shortly thereafter. And we know nothing about that side of our family. I literally don't know who half of me is. Well anyways, my sister made our dad take that Ancestry DNA test with her awhile back. A woman contacted my sister yesterday saying that she's apparently our dad's half sister and that she's been going deep into this adoption thing for years and years and found out who their mom was awhile back and that she was a hooker and had like 11 kids! Apparently our dad was the oldest and the only 1 that actually got adopted and wasn't raised in an orphanage. Pretty crazy shit. This woman has apparently found some of the other siblings as well, unfortunately they've since passed or something. Pretty crazy shit.

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neosapien said:

Yes. Apparently my grandma was a whore. So, as CN so elegantly put it, it's in my blood to be so sexually electrifying.

The woman didn't have much info on my dad's dad, as they had different ones. But for some reason she surmised that maybe he had died in the Korean War, thus starting their mom's profession.

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neosapien said:

Yes. Apparently my grandma was a whore. So, as CN so elegantly put it, it's in my blood to be so sexually electrifying.

The woman didn't have much info on my dad's dad, as they had different ones. But for some reason she surmised that maybe he had died in the Korean War, thus starting their mom's profession.

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Singlemalt said:

Got any pics?

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TacoMac said:

Family is never what it's cracked up to be.

You're better off not knowing 99% of the time.

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shrxhky420 said:

You have a tostada in your family, don't you. I feel the bitterness in your post.
We all have one... I happen to be "that one" in my family.

I'm here if you need to talk-o

SH420

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shrxhky420 said:

You have a tostada in your family, don't you. I feel the bitterness in your post.
We all have one... I happen to be "that one" in my family.

I'm here if you need to talk-o

SH420

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curious2garden said:

Good morning!

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Singlemalt said:

Not so good, torrential rain and 70 mi wind gusts, power intermittent, Sal is scared shitless and I'm cold and wet from chasing shit around; unlike a whore

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Singlemalt said:

Not so good, torrential rain and 70 mi wind gusts, power intermittent, Sal is scared shitless and I'm cold and wet from chasing shit around; unlike a whore

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curious2garden said:

Bummer, I got a nice rainbow and figured out an effective treatment for my Reynaud's!

Poor Sal, have you seen these, I wonder if they might help?
https://www.amazon.com/Mutt-Muffs-DDR337-Hearing-Protection/dp/B002CZQ1TK?th=1

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neosapien said:

Here's the profile comparing my sister and my dad. My sister is actually my half sister. Apparently I got a bit of Ruskie in me. My comrades .

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neosapien said:

Here's the profile comparing my sister and my dad. My sister is actually my half sister. Apparently I got a bit of Ruskie in me. My comrades .

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Singlemalt said:

Thanks for the link, I just ordered this, no way I could do the ear muffs on him

https://www.amazon.com/ThunderCap-C...Y1TBM1A0PS3&psc=1&refRID=7CW4MRJ1PY1TBM1A0PS3

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Singlemalt said:

Pops is @vostok long lost cousin?

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