Black Testicles

Sunbiz1

Well-Known Member
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '
:mrgreen:
 

tytheguy111

Well-Known Member
this reminds me of this chick i went to school with she was blonde and so fucking hot and just all around amazing and i slapped her ass one day ( which was also an amazing feature of her ) and she said " sorry babe blacks only in this pussy " ever since then i call her Snickers licker every time i see her damn 12th grade i remember those days like they were 6 months ago cuz they were lol


and my friend CJ said " hey he can get a sharpie and color his dick black " that didn't work but hey it was worth a try
 

DaGlassMan

Member
this reminds me of this chick i went to school with she was blonde and so fucking hot and just all around amazing and i slapped her ass one day ( which was also an amazing feature of her ) and she said " sorry babe blacks only in this pussy " ever since then i call her Snickers licker every time i see her damn 12th grade i remember those days like they were 6 months ago cuz they were lol


and my friend CJ said " hey he can get a sharpie and color his dick black " that didn't work but hey it was worth a try
...Do you happen to have her number? lmao!
 
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